Afraid of the Dark
Afraid of the Dark?
3rd Person P.O.V.
Hermione was never taking Draco Malfoy to the muggle theatre again if he was going to act like this (after just one barely scary movie no less!) when she tried to turn out the lights as they went to bed.
Or rather, she went to bed; He trembled atop it.
"Dear Gods! What is wrong with you?" He stared at Hermione with wide-eyed disbelief.
"Are you kidding me Granger? Those damned mutated vampyre thingers are going to eat us if you turn of that light and you're asking me what's up?"
"Yes you! It was just a film you complete moron! Fake! Not real! So get the hell over it!" As she stood with her hands on her hips, Hermione felt increasingly stupid arguing about a film as nonsensically titled as 'I Am Legend'! Honestly, vampyres that look liked mutated naked mole rats? Not bloody likely.
"Draco. Here's a little survival tip for you and that thick skull of yours. Not everything in the dark will hurt you," she growled angrily, and as he huffed indignantly she slipped off the lights, flopped back into the bed and rolled away from him and his immaturity.
Feeling silly and cold, considering she was hogging all the covers in her anger, he scooted towards her and wrapped his arms around her.
Smirking he looked over her shoulder as she glared at him and tried to wiggle away.
"What's wrong, am I too silly for you now, Gryff?"
"No, not just yet." she smirked through her glare, a smirk that sent shivers through him.
She snuggled closer, and then just as he started to slip into sleep, she whispered into his ear, words that effectively killed any possibilities of sleep for the night…
"You know…not everything in the dark will hurt you…because some will wait till you turn on the lights…."
A/N!—Draco Malfoy saying the word "thingers"…that's just too damn sexy and too damn hilarious to be true….and FYI, I have nothing against "I Am Legend", I actually thought it was okay, but I saw this "survival tip" on the Spike channel one night and it inspired me, so then I had to come up with a movie that would scare Draco, and make us laugh at Draco's silliness! So…...wanna hear a rhyme?
You know you loved it
You know you do
You just loved it so much
That you MUST review!