Hey! The one review I got to the latest chapter of 'The Doctor Drabbles' told me I should do more of these, and I have enough ideas that I can make it into a multi-chapter story :) Here goes!


That dinner thing River breaks into, Berlin, Germany, 1938

"Delaney, Ruth! Can you please behave for once?" Asked two young girls exasperated mother. The girls, Delaney and Ruth, rolled their eyes, Their 'mom' (They were adopted) had dragged them to this fancy dinner party thing, and they were bored to death. So they had started poking each other with spoons.

"Ruthie, something needs to happen so we can get out of here." Whispered Delaney, the eldest of the two.

"Agreed. Odeur de la Lulu?" Asked Ruth excitedly.

"If we do plan 39 India Alpha November Charlie Oscar Bravo Romeo Alpha. Wow that's a mouthful."

"But we don't have any boys to set it in action!"

"Uh hello! What about Hanz right here?" Whispered yelled Delaney, gesturing to their mothers friends son. He was rich, and a huge snob. And kept hitting on Delaney.

"Oh. Right. Then yes, let's!"

"Ready, phase one, launch!"

"Mom, I don't feel good." Delaney moaned, tugging on her 'mom's sleeve.

"Aw, what is it sweetie?" Asked their mother.

"I think it might be Hanz. He reeks. I don't think he's bathed in a week." She gestured to Hanz, whom she had been forced to sit next to. Her mother sniffed.

"There does seem to be a bit of a smell." Delaney's 'mom' mentioned it to Hanz' mom.

"He does smell, but there's nothing we can do about it right now." Said Hanz mom.

"Have some perfume!" Ruthie piped in. "It's really good at covering up scents! We could spray some!" Ruthie held up a bottle labeled Odeur de la Lulu. She was about to spray the perfume, which actually smelled really bad, so while everyone else was gagging they could sneak out, when a blonde curly haired woman, with two guns and wearing clothes that didn't match the century at all, shot the doors down and burst in.

"Ladies and gentlemen," She announced. "I don't have a thing to wear." She gave a small giggle. "Take off your clothes." She pointed the guns threateningly.

"Um, ma'am?" Asked Delaney, tentatively raising her hand.

"What?"

"Yeah, I'm only 13-"

"And I'm only 10!" Cut in Ruth.

"Do we have to take off our clothes?" Finished Delaney.

"No, they wouldn't fit me. Except for that scarf. It looks fun from every angle." The woman held out her hand. Dramatically, sighing, Delaney gave her the scarf she was wearing. "Oh, and that headband!" Ruthie grumbled something about 'robbing innocent kids' and handed her the headband she had been wearing. Then the two girls began skipping off singing the Smurf theme song. "What? The Smurf's haven't even been invented yet!" Declared the woman.

"Oops. Uh...gotta go!" They rushed out onto some side street.

"That was close." Ruthie whispered, pulling a dead vortex manipulator out of Delaney's purse.


I know, this is the same as the one in 'The Doctor Drabbles' Not to worry though, a new one will be up shortly :) Hye, anyone know what the words in the Plan stand for? Who ever does shall guest star in a chapter shortly after they submit the answer! :D Have fun!

~Wolfy BD