Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: Roomate Needed
Rating: M
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 254
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Before Eviction Please (Seattle)
Date: 2011-10-10, 10:18pm PDT
Reply to: babybswan(at) breakingdawnclubhouse (dot) com
20/F/Student. I need a roommate for 2 bedroom apartment overlooking the water. I can afford my share of rent/bills but not your share. Would suit professional. Male would be preferable. On occasion I do get followed home and I like the idea of a live in bodyguard to protect me.
Must be open minded, I work part time hours at a local club when I'm not studying at home or in class.
You should be clean and able to pick up after yourself. I didn't carry you in my womb and birth you, I won't be your babysitter. I'm ok with getting rid of that bad date the morning after, believe me one look at my hair when I'm walking around the apartment in nothing but panties will have them either running away or slapping you for not telling them about me.
There is a huge flat screen tv in the spacious living room with brand new games consoles. Only downside? I happen to have a pole in front of them. You know, for when I'm at home practising my latest dance routines for work.
Fridge is always stacked high with beer. I don't keep salad or fruit in the apartment, you'll have to provide things like that yourself. It goes against my nature.
So if you don't mind any of the above, or finding the occasional thong stuffed between the couch cushions, give me a call sometime.
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