A friend of mine inspired me to make this. Even though she said to make it a Southpark fanfic. I'm just evil like that. Anyways, enjoy my imagination and creativity, because I thought of most of these parts!

Beep, Beep, Beep. Wake up Already! SLAM!

"Wake up in the morning, gotta get fresh, gotta get dressed, gotta eat some cereal, cause it's friday! Friday! Gotta get out on Friday! I'm lookin forward to the weekend!", woke up a brown haired kid.

"No shut up Hilbert Touya Black!", said a femine voice.

"Never! 'cause it's Fri-",a commando boot hit Hilbert directly in the face.

Hilbert dramaticly fell to floor, his nose bleeding from the impact.

"No!Black! Your face! What happened to your face! Please be okay!", Cheren ran out of Hilbert's closet.

"Cheren, stop babbling over me!", Hilbert said.

"I wasn't crying over you.", he said in his uptight tone",I was simply worried about you. That is all.", he said leaving Hilbert's room.

"Homo.", Hilbert muttered to himself and went to take a shower.

"Grrr...I can't get this pickle jar open!",shouted Hilda, trying to open a pickle jar in the kitchen.

"Cause your a woman.", said N coming out of Hilda's refrigerator.

"Wait, how did you? I locked the...Wha?"

"Let me solve your problem, Touko.", he said grabbing her pickle jar and opening it.

"Thanks!", she said.

"No problemo, commarde. You know, because your a woman and all that.", N said.

"Now I am really considering calling the cops and tell them that you were behind the plans of liberating pokemon."

"You can't."

"Why can't I?"

"Cause your a woman!", he said smiling and ran outside laughing and skipping like an idiot.

Hilda watched him from a distance. She was to scared to ask why. I don't I should call the cops. The mental hospital suites him better. She went back inside and cleaned the kitchen. N was grinning evily at her. He then skipped to Hilbert's house.

A steady amount of water fell from the fossit and hit the drain. Soap suds were everywhere in the tub. There was a slight humming song behind the curtains. Slowly he walked in, and cautiously place his hand the the floral designed curtain. With a tug, he heard screaming and his face was all red.

"What the heck is wrong with you! GET OUT!"

N ran out of the bathroom crying his heart out. He ran out of the quaint little house to the house he lived in now. He ran into a room and cried into the purple bed sheets.

"Why are you crying on my bed.", said Hilda.

"Black yelled at me!", N sobbed.

"I told you, you don't go into the bathroom without knocking first.". she said.

"I wanted to give him a hug!", he cried even more.

Hilda sighed and pat N's back. "Don't worry, he'll get over.", she reasurred him.

"Hopefully...Touko.",N said.

"What?"

"Can you get me some chocolate frosting or ice cream?", he asked.

"I'll see if we have any left.", she said, leaving her bedroom.

"Heheh, you'll do it anyways, because your a woman.", he snickered softly.

_Questions:_

1.) Is Cheren Gay? : Yes, he likes Black.

2.) Why do the people call Hilda and Hilbert their other names? : Because I'm just awesome like that, and I like those names better.

3.) Why don't you call them those names then? : Do I tell you how to live?

4.) Where does N live? : Hilda's house.

5.) Is N gay? : ...

6.) Where does N sleep?: On Hilda's bed.

7.) Isn't that...Dangerous?: Only if I want it to be.

8.) What's up with the Woman's Rights jokes? : It's this thing we do at school...Great times.

9.) Your weird. : I love you too. ;)

10.) Can I ask you questions on the next chapter?: Yes, you can send me reviews on this chapter and the other chapter, that will be up soon and I'll post the best questions, or favorite questions on each chapter. Tah- Tah for now.