(A/N) I've had this on my hardrive for a while; I was a bit bored so I added a few questions and uploaded it. In other words, I have far too much free time. Submit questions if you wish.

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Where's Hikaru's mother? Her CLAMP profile says she has one.

The Caribbean.

Okay, smart-ass, what's she doing in the Caribbean?

            Touch-y; you didn't ask THAT. She's getting psychiatric help due to her harrowing experiences with raising a child that can grow cat ears.

What IS Mokona?

            Alas, some things will forever be left unanswered until Mokona decides to give us a tissue sample.

Why does Eagle bother going out in FTO, when he could just blast stuff to iddy bitty bite size microwaveable pieces with the NSX's Laguna Cannon?

            Because he looks really sexy tied up in those wires.

Also, from experience. You see, one day Eagle left FTO alone to go out with Lantis. This was back when Lantis had just come to Autozam, so Eagle was showing him the sights (And we all know what those sights are--the back of the movie theater, the fourth floor broom closet of the Autozamian National Congress House, etc.). Zazu was quite drunk that day. Per usual. So he proposed to FTO. Eagle came back just in time to interrupt the ceremony, and untie Geo and get him out of the flower girl outfit Zazu had forced him into. So if Eagle ever leaves FTO alone, Zazu will marry it.

Everyone--boxers or briefs?

            Well, we caught up with the characters to ask them ourselves...

Hikaru: Huh?

Umi: PERVERT!

Fuu: [BLUSH] ...Does Ferio want to know?

Clef: Leave me alone.

Presea: That depends. In my normal pharle-wear, I feel that briefs give me the most mobility and comfort. In my Escudo-creating wear, silk all the way.

Mokona: Puu-puu-pu, puu pu pupupupu pu-pu! (Trans.: Funny you should ask, silk thongs give me the most comfort for my holy bottom!)

Ferio: Boxers! Everything in its place.

(Note: Since this interview, we have been able to get a sample of Ferio's choice of undergarments courtesy of a short, trench-coated stranger with a limited vocabulary. It appears that Ferio actually wears Care Bears tighty-whiteys.)

Primera: [giggle] Whatever turns Lantis on!

Lantis: Mind your own business.

Eagle: Underwear? [sweet smile] I'm not wearing any.

Geo: [No response; on the floor from blood loss after hearing Eagle's answer]

Zazu: [hic] Whaaa? Underpants? [hic] Surrrrre, yerr a pretty hot-lookin' chick...[hic]

Tarta: [No response; our interviewer has not yet come back from this interview. Distress signals from Chizeta seem to conclude that he has been hospitalized and imprisoned.]

Tatra: [sips tea] Ahhh, this tea is so good! [sip] Hmm? What question? [sip] Underwear? That's not a very polite question to ask of a princess, now is it? [sip]

Aska: PERVERT! WE WILL NOT HAVE THIS! SANGYUUUUUUUUN!!

Sangyun: [covering ears] Aska-sama, please stop yelling, you're setting off the alarm system!!

Chang An: [No response; our interviewer was not able to ask, as Aska's shrieking had short-circuited the navigation systems on the Dome and it was careening into the nearest planet.]

How go the characters' love lives?

            Well, Fuu and Ferio have been seen walking around Cephiro Palace, and Fuu didn't even smack Ferio when he tried to stick his hand up her shirt. But Umi did, as she and Ascot have taken to spying on the Palace residents for their new newsletter, the Cephirian Enquirer. Eagle and Lantis (and Eagle and Geo, when Geo comes to visit) have taken to spending their days in the gardens painting...see Cephirian Enquirer volume 3, issue 1 for more information and exclusive pictures. Hikaru normally tries to catch up with Eagle and Lantis every day she can, but she tends not to be able to quite catch on to their art lessons. Presea has taken to aiding Clef in his laboratory on his life's project, though it is unclear as to what Clef is actually making.

If Alcyone showed up stark naked and threw herself onto the ground in front of Zagato, would he notice?

            Probably, though I doubt he'd care.

If a tree fell in a forest, and nobody was around to hear it, would it make a noise?

            That's not a Rayearth question, now is it? Well, let's ask the one who would know the least about this particular topic: Hikaru!

Hikaru: [blink]

That was insightful, Hikaru! Now, let's ask Tatra!

Tatra: [sips tea] Why, of course it would! It would say, "Oh my god! I'm falling! Oh sweet lord above I'm falling!! Won't someone help me, oh this is gonna hurt HELP, HELP ME!!" [sip] And by then it would have hit the ground, and would be rolling around on the forest floor crying, while all of the other trees laughed at it.

If the Pillar is all-powerful, why didn't Emeraude just change the rule that said she couldn't love anyone?

            Cause she was stupid. That's why anyone does anything.