Colliding Worlds: The Mask
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Chapter One
Tex Avery was just robbing a bank when all of a sudden all the money turned into playing cards and ran away. That was ridiculous he thought to himself and I'm Big Head, the Green Headed Killer known for my ridiculousness. "Well I guess I'll just have to try another bank later" Avery said out loud.
"Stop right there mister we saw you rob that bank" A policeman yelled.
"They were only playing cards and I don't have 'em any more" Tex mockingly whined as he was secretly pulling a giant mallet out of his pocket.
"If you give us back the money we won't have to attack you" The policeman reasoned.
"It ran away! I guess we'll have to fight, too bad I'm unarmed!" Tex said mockingly as he held the not very well hidden mallet behind his back.
"Alright guys use deadly force this guy is pretty darn tough I've seen him get shot many times before and skip back home, this time we really take him out!" The Police Chief barked.
Tex ran to one police car and before his mallet got to the car it turned into a flamingo and looked at him quizzically.
"What the?! I thought this was a mallet. Must've been the wrong pocket." Tex said as he threw the pink bird behind him before he dug through his other pocket and brought out a giant, complex gun and said "This'll have to do"
When he pulls out the gun all the police officers stop shooting and stare at the giant gun in fear.
"Say hello to my little friend!" Tex says as he transforms into a Tony Montana look-alike and pulls the trigger. A small hedgehog comes out and scurries toward a police officer. Then the little hedgehog mutates into a giant vicious looking hedgehog and mauls the police officer.
"That's more like it" Tex says as he walks to the mutant hedgehog and pets while it purrs like a kitten.
"Now sic 'em girl" Tex commands the hedgehog to go and attack the rest of the police officers.
"I'll be back soon Scuftly-Wuftly, now don't get any into any trouble okay?" Tex asks as he nonchalantly walks away to another bank.
As Tex is walking to the other bank he accidentally steps on a card and it screams "Off with his head!"
"She sounds dangerous better take this off before someone comes" Tex said as he pulled off the mask and completely forgot what just happened. As Tex walked home he wondered how he got into a white suit and why a monster was following him home like a stray cat.