"NO, YOU SHITTY RUBBER IDIOT!" Sanji roared furiously.
"But I wasn't going to ask for food!" Luffy said, backing away a little as the cook yelled.
Sanji looked oddly and sighed, "Then what, pray tell, do you need from me?"
Luffy looked nervously at the ground, then back up "What does tea bagging mean?"
CRASH!
All of the plates that were in Sanji's hands fell to the floor, smashing loudly.
Sanji glared at the rubber man before screaming "GET OUT OF HERE! GO ASK ZORO OR USOPP OR SOMEBODY ELSE!" He took out a frying pan and started swinging at Luffy's head.
Fortunately, Luffy managed to escape certain doom from the ero-cook in about a second.
"That was close…Maybe Robin can answer my question…But where is she?", Luffy thought to himself.
After a few minutes of looking around for her, he finally found her in the aquarium, reading as usual. He walked over to her and plopped down in the seat right across. Man, she was so caught up in that book, that she didn't even notice him enter the room, which made him a bit suspicious.
As Luffy opened his mouth to speak, Robin cut him to it.
"Yes, Captain?"
The rubber man closed his mouth for a moment, and wondered how to word his question. As he was thinking (I hope he doesn't get a fever), she closed her book and calmly waited for what he had to say.
"Robin…what's tea bagging?"
As soon as the dreaded question left his mouth, the archaeologist turned a deep shade of red, and turned away, trying hard not to laugh.
Luffy whined, "Robin, it's not funny, Sanji wouldn't tell me what it meant, Chopper is too young to ask, Usopp is probably going to drag out some long explanation which might things worse, Zoro's fast asleep, and Franky and Brook are perverts!"
Robin continued blushing "Your curiosity never ceases to amaze me, Captain. However, I am afraid that while I indeed know the answer, that it might cause you to…react." She emphasized react.
Luffy sighed, "Alright, Robin, I'm sorry for bothering you."
Robin shook her head, "It's quite alright, Luffy. I was on the last page of the book anyway."
All of a sudden, Nami practically sprinted into the room, screaming "MONKEY D. LUFFY! YOU FORGOT TO WAKE ME UP, IDIOT!"
Luffy cringed and looked at the ground, fidgeting a little bit, "Sorry, I was asking Robin a question about a word." Robin blushed slightly.
Nami sighed, "You have three seconds to tell me what the word was. 1….2…."
Luffy blurted out "Tea bagging! I wanted to know what tea bagging meant!"
(Insert sound of jaw hitting the floor here)
Things were silent for a moment, until Nami started laughing like crazy, clutching her sides.
"Are-Are you serious?!" She asked, tears rolling out of her eyes from the hilarity.
Robin couldn't help but giggle as the whole scene unfolded right in front of her.
Luffy sighed, "Can you tell me what it means?"
Nami leaned over to Luffy, and started whispering in his ear.
As she kept whispering, Luffy's eyes, got wider, and wider, and so wide with surprise, that they easily could pass off as dinner plates.
The rubbery captain looked at Nami, Robin, and the floor before running right out of the room. Just a minute after running out, there was a sound of a pan hitting something hallow (Guess what it is ).
Robin and Nami started laughing hysterically, and only stopped when Robin asked "What did you say the word meant?"
Nami smiled sweetly, "I told him that it means you ask a cook for sex, and meat will be given if asked in a seductive tone".
Robin giggled as Luffy walked in with a bump on his head, glaring at Nami.
"Was that because I didn't wake you up?"
Nami patted Luffy's bruise, "An eye for an eye, captain. An eye for an eye."
Luffy groaned, "I'll get you back later for this, but now I have to see Chopper."
The navigator smiled and thought, "I'm sure you'll get me back, idiot."