This is a collab written by Greedling42 and RussianMochi. (Das right, we know each other in real life. How epic is that?) This is a true story, btw. Greedling42 wrote most of it.
We do not own Hetalia and other things. Greedling42 does own something she got off ebay and won't show me, Konyaro.
It was a normal day at the world meeting. Germany was ruling the discussion and Canada and Yukio Okumura were sitting on a table and threatening to tip it over. Chad was dropping candy into Mello's hoodie hood. Erica Karisawa (Greedling42) and Walker Yumasaki (me) sat across from each other on the tables, and as soon as Germany ordered them to go to the front, they raised their hands and shouted "PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" much to the general discord of the meeting (truth). Gou Matsuoka interrupted their picnic meeting by assigning characters to the reluctant actors and practically forcing Chad to play the part of a jock. To relieve the stress, touta matsuda popped out of the middle of nowhere and shouted "OBAMAAAAAAAA!" at the top of voice, but this didn't receive the correct response, so he left disgruntled. Afterwards, the two otakus went home and watched Get Smart and ate bacon and mushrooms and annoyed America (Sparklybutterfly42) by texting him too much and complaining about how we couldn't fit an anime con into our schedule and how cute Russia's personality was etc… after Provino Bianchi fixed dinner (whether or not it was poisoned is debatable), Erica and Walker left for the shooting range to meet up with Riza Hawkeye, but commander mardukas yelled at them for not putting earplugs on before entering the range. That however wasn't possible because to earplugs were in the range, so Erica will forever bear a grudge against him for freaking her out when he yelled at her (shooting in prone, sitting, and standing positions is really hard on the back and arms FYI). The scores on the three's sheets weren't very good, but they were acceptable. Afterwards, they went to their respective homes and concluded the evening. The End
Except, then it went backwards in time. Riza was playing the piano allll day in Walker's house, and while it was pretty, it was getting pretty annoying. Walker was not doing his homework and was emailing Erica all day about Russia and creepy Russian Music and anime…. So much anime… (Drools) Mochi rained from the sky. No they didn't. They just wished they did. They wrote fanficition, the end. For reals this time.
… Go home…
…I'm not your mom, go watch anime or something…
…
… Erica wants to tell her history teacher about Hetalia…
… She should…
Bye.