A BAYVILLE CABARET
Dramatis Personae and an Introduction
OK, before I start I'm going to introduce you all to an O/C especially designed for this story: Mary-Sue Aldridge.
Mary-Sue is sixteen, Southern, a mutant, immensely powerful and has a crush on Kurt. She has many powers including the ability to talk to ducks (they don't listen or understand though), the ability to make cutlery dance, being able to turn herself into an invisible footstool, making things spontaneously combust, and the ability to make people break into song.
She will not have any lines, but her powers will be used throughout.
Other characters that will appear are the regular cast of X-Men: Evolution and perhaps various guest stars, of which I own none. I also do not own any of the songs I use.
Please enjoy
"WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS BAD SONG CHOICES AND A VERY SHALLOW PLOT.
Talking
Singing
stage notes
*actions*
'thoughts'
Act I
Dramatic Narrator Voice: We begin our story at the Xavier Institute for Gifted Youngsters, where a melancholy mutant is well, being melancholy.
Scott: I am not being melancholy!
DNV: Whatever you say.
Scott: *stares out window at Jean and sighs *
Enter Logan
Logan: Look kid, if ya really like her then tell her.
Scott: But what if she doesn't feel the same way?
Music starts
Logan: What the…
Listen boy I don't want to see you
Let a good thing slip away
You know I don't like watching anybody
Make the same mistakes I made
She's a real nice girl and she's always there for you
But a nice girl wouldn't tell you what you should do…
Scott: Err… Logan, why are you singing?
Logan: *starts clicking his fingers and shaking his posterior *
Tell her about it, tell her everything you feel
Give her every reason to accept that you're for real
Tell her about it, tell her all your crazy dreams
Let her know you need her, let her know how much she means
Scott: You're scaring me now.
Logan: Tell her about it, let her know how much you care
When she can't be with you, tell her you wish you were there
Tell her about it, everyday before you leave
Pay her some attention, give her something to believe
Tell her about it!
Music stops
Scott: What just happened
Logan: I dunno, but breathe one word of this to anybody and *extends claws*
Scott: *gulps* Right, but you were right Logan. I should tell her. Thanks.
Scott exits, and Kurt ports in
Kurt: Vat happened, I svear I could hear a dying cat.
Logan: Y'don't wanna know elf
Kurt: Okay zen, I gotta go, or else I'll be late for work
Logan: You've got a job
Kurt: Yeah, at the sushi shop. Miss. Tikinyaki hired me last week.
Kurt ports out
Logan: That explains a lot.
DNV: Standby for Act II with more musical outbursts, irrelevant inside jokes, and a story line that you'll never work out because it doesn't make sense.
What did you think? If you have any ideas or comments please review and tell me. I'd really like to know.
Thankyou very much.
Kaminarimon