So this is inspired by this tweet:
"I think Missy is a spectacular monster!" - Peter Capaldi
"I'm a pussy cat!" - Michelle Gomez
#DWFestUK
From bbcdoctorwho
Because I could, I don't own anything quite obviously.
.'.'.
Clara can't believe it when the Doctor turns up on her doorstep and hands her a kitten.
"Doctor, why are you giving me a cat? Is there something wrong with it?" She arches an eyebrow and he looks away, scuffing his heels on the floor awkwardly before she drags him into her apartment.
"No."
Definitely something wrong with it.
"Doctor!"
"Well the cat may or may not be a certain malevolent Time Lady…" She sighs, still holding the ball of fur, well the Mistress, by the scruff of her neck.
"What did you give her to me for?" He scoffs glaring at the Time Lady turned cat who somehow smirks evilly even with her feline features.
"Well I don't want a crazy ball of evil fur chewing at my T.A.R.D.I.S again. She was bad enough the last time she- he got in." At this moment said fur ball decides to be rather less furry and rather more clawy.
"Blooming cat!" Clara drops the ball of fur.
"I'm a pussy cat, dearies." The naked Time Cat turned Lady leaves Clara's apartment with a nasty grin.
"Meow." She mimics clawing then in under three seconds later is whisked away to who knows where and when, having pulled a vortex manipulator from her somehow still neatly coiffured hair.
"Well that was furry odd…" The Doctor grins at Clara like a schoolboy.
"No."