Daniel Howell is a British youtuber. Heard of him? I hope so. Dan became a youtuber at 18 when he met Phillip Lester. Phil has been his amazing friend for years and years on end. Phil was once the small boy with the adorable hats and lion on his shoulder...an extremely emo fringe swept across his forehead. He used to be a boy who lived with billions of potted plants, acting as though he was in his own little world. Then one day, Dan, a young a teenager not so unlike Phil began talking with him through youtube, talking in skype. Phil instantly loved that boy, though he'd never tell anyone. The way his eyes sparkled, the way he talked, his clothes, his interests, and his happy youth just made Phil feel this overwhelming happiness throughout his body. One day they finally met, which became one of the happiest days of Dan's life. What you don't know here is that Phil was also practically bursting from excitement (except he could actually control it.) A bit later in life the two of them got a phlat together, oh, I mean flat... Anyways, they began to live together like the adorable dweebs they were. Phil tried to do lots with Dan and showed him new things whenever he could and helped him in the worst of times. It absolutely killed Phil whenever Dan was upset.
One day, February 21st to be exact, Dan and Phil were out in London headed off to the shops. They stopped by a gaming store and picked up some new ones that Dan pointed out. As they were walking back, a small, grey kitten was stumbling around. They were over by a park when they saw it. Phil immediately wanted to go make a friend, but the kitten kept moving farther away. Dan wanted to tell him to leave it be, but it was too cute to watch Phil trying to coax the tiny ball of fur to let him pet it. Dan decided to tweet about it instead, "Will Phil ever be able to resist some adorable animal that he sees? No. The answer in no." He added a picture of Phil and the kitten, tagging him in the tweet. In the end, the kitten scurried off leaving only a disappointed Phil. Dan cheered him up by reminding him of the games that they had just purchased and they both headed off to their apartment.
"I don't think he'll ever snap out of it."
"Well what should we do?"
"There is nothing to be done. All we can do for now is monitor what happens."
"Poor mister, I wonder how he knew that other fellow..."