Chapter 1: Propane Heaven
one day Hank came to work early. "Peggy just doesn't understand my love for propane anymore" thought as he pulled into work, he parked his truck and walked torwards the propane tank, he sniffed the air. "NOOOOOOOOOOO" Hank screamed as he smelled a propane leak, strickland propane blew up, hank woke up on a floating cloud, He sat up and looked around,tanks with angel wings flew in the air. "Where am I" Hank asked, a woman with blue long hair and big anime sized eyes wearing battle acient battle armor with a propane logo on the back of the armor. "Raise noble propane salesmen" Hank stood up. "Who are you" Hank asked, the woman smiled. "I am the propane goddess and you are in propane heaven, where only the most loyal propane salesmen go when they die" Hank stepped back. "Died, did I die" Hank asked, the Propane Goddess nodded her head. "Yes, I will let you return to earth, if you make all people believe in the way of propane" Hank noddoed his head. "I'll do it" The Propane Goddess lead Hank down a hallway. "Good, but you must use force, you may use my armor of propane soliders, my propane power weapons, mechs, ships, tanks and planes, shred the blood of those who don't use propane"
The Propane Goddess said, Hank looked at the Propane Goddess, she smelled wounderful. "If you don't mind me asking what's that smell" Hank asked, the Propane Goddess looked at Hank. "It is the true smell of propane" Hank shook his head. "No propane has no smell, we" The Propane Goddess laughed. "Of course you can't smell it, human aren't worthy enough to smell it, well all but you, you are the loyal propane salesmen in the world" Hank blushed. "I'm honored" Hank followed the Propane Goddess to a lake. "Is that what I think that is" Hank asked. "It is a lake of alamo beer and you may drink from it anytime you come back" Hank looked around, he saw everything he loved, alamo beer, propane tanks, propane angels grilling. "This is truly heaven" Hank was so happy he got a boner, he covered his shame. "I'm so sorry, it's just" The Propane Goddess grabbed his hand and took him to her royal room, she laid down on the bed and spread her legs. "Do you think your man enough" Hank pouched the Propane Goddess and fucked her.
Aafter a long fuck, Hank sat on the side of the bed. "Oh god" Hank said. "I was unfaithful to Peggy" The Propane Goddess put her hand on Hank's shoulder. "She doesn't understand your love for propane, she must die if propane can become the power source for everything" Hank nodded his. That bitc will fry, I tell you what" After Hank stood up and then pulled his pants up, he looked back at his ass. "My ass. i have a ass, I don't need to wear those special undergarments" Hank Said, the Propane Goddess looked at Hank as she lay under the covers. "A gift" The Propane Goddess said. "No go, kill in the name of propane, kill in the name of the Propane Goddess" Hank nodded his head. "I will, I tell you what" Hank ran out of the room, down the hall and then towards the gate, he stopped at a propane power mech, he opened the door and entered it, then flew it back to earth, he flew to the propane bass that was built over the remains of strickland propane and entered the base. 'The blood of the none believers will be spilled, I tell you what"
End Of Chapter 1