Okay, for this story, I was just coming up with randome topics and chose… cupcakes:D I kind of just went along with the topic, and made it up as I went. Just want to know if it makes sense, or not enough ZoNa, or anything that needs to be improved(: So please R&R, but no flames please T^T Because, as I said… it was basically kind of a doodle and I want to improve it :P

I don't own One Piece or it's charactersssss

Death by Cupcakes

'1,367, 1,368, 1,369…'

"Zoroooooo…"

"What the heck do you want woman…" The swordsman asked slightly annoyed. He was in the middle of his daily exercises and absolutely didn't need a distraction from the red head, who was currently acting out of character today. "And why are you lying down on the deck? That's my thing you know…" She was actually slouching against the wall in the shade from the blazing sun, but it was all the same to him.

"It's soooo hot! How can you stand to work out today? Or in the very least stay in the sun the whole day?" She whined.

"Cause I have willpower and don't care what the weather's like, as long as a get my training down." He continued to do his steady push-ups in a rhythmic up and down motion.

Nami stared as his arms contracted and relaxed as he trained.

He looked at her from his peripheral vision, feeling her stare on him. 'It's not polite to stare…' he thought, amused. He smirked when he saw her turn her head to the side, as if she had heard his thoughts, and her face turn an almost unnoticeable shade of red.

"I'm going to get something cool to drink from Sanji." She stated as she got up and left, her face, and entire self, burning. "Sanji-kun!"

She walked into the kitchen, and could have sworn she would have died just then. It was burning in there.

"Hai, Nami-swaaaaaan?" He turned quickly away from the oven, eyes suddenly turning into lovey-dovey hearts, hoping to please his "sweet" in any way possible.

'How can they both stand the heat?' She thought, flabbergasted, but finally noticed the smell in the kitchen. It was… different…

"Oi, what's that you pulled out of the oven?" Nami questioned him. The blonde moved out of the way for the navigator to see what he had just baked.

"I was just testing my skills at baking, Nami-chaaaan!" That explains why it's so hot in here. "Would you like to try one of my… cupcakes?" And that explains the smell. His eyes never seemed to falter from their heart-shaped form as he started to do his "noodle dance".

"Ermmm… it's…"

'It's too hot for a cupcake!' She thought, as if it would be the end of her life in this immense heat. She didn't need a freshly baked cupcake… she needed a fresh beverage to cool her down a bit!

She was about to deny, but once Sanji stopped his noodle dance and his heart-shaped eyes had fallen from his face with a disappointed look left behind… she couldn't possibly say no. It was, after all, his first time baking. "It would be my honor." She ended smoothly with a renewed smile on her face. If only she felt renewed in this heat…

The noodle dance and the eyes were back, as well as his joyous self. He gladly iced the most perfect cupcake he baked, and expertly placed it in an ornate design on a plate.

'Not bad for a chef…' Nami nodded as the plate was handed to her. "Thank you, Sanji-kun!" She mustered her largest smile for him, which instantly turned his legs into jelly, making him fall flat on his face. She giggled at the sight. "And, can you make me a… I dunno… smoothie?"

"Smoothie? I want some meat, Sanji!" Luffy had walked in…

He instantly got up off the floor to start chopping fruits and to crush some ice. "Anything for you, Nami-chan!" He smiled as she started walking out, and when she had exited, he gave Luffy a death glare. "We just had lunch, baka!" And to match that death glare, gave him a death kick to the head.

"Owww… How about a meat smoothie?"

….

Nami was back to where she was sitting. She stared at the cupcake she had placed off to the side. It looked delicious, but she decided to wait for it to cool.

"Oi, what's that?" Zoro was wiping himself off with a towel, after completing 1,500 push-ups, and was now walking towards her.

"What does it look like?" The navigator teased.

"A cupcake? I thought you were hot?" Zoro asked confused.

"Oh, thank you, Zoro… but you really shouldn't be saying those things," She smiled seductively and playfully winked at him. He stopped, and thought about what he had said. The light turned on in this head.

"No! I-I… didn't mean it like that!"

"Uh-huh. Sure you didn't."

"I didn't." He said sternly, wishing she would just forget it.

"Anyways, Sanji-kun decided to bake cupcakes today, of all days!" She sighed.

Wish came true, so he followed suit and answered back. "If you don't want it, just tell the dumb cook."

"But, it's his first time baking and… I just didn't want to hurt his feelings." She frowned down at the cupcake. Zoro could see the sweat pour down her face. She was almost as sweaty as him, and she had just been sitting there!

Zoro sighed. "I'll eat it for-"

"What? No!" She yelled. "Get your own flippin' cupcake!"

"What? I thought you didn't want to eat it?" He yelled back, frustrated now. "You didn't have to yell, I was just offering! Geez…" 'So emotional today.'

"Well, now I want it! So that means you can't have it!"

'She is the dumbest smart person I know,' Zoro thought exasperated. He decided to sit next to her, with the cupcake in between them. She watched him, and tentatively put the plate in her lap, as so he wouldn't steal it. "I won't steal your darn cupcake!"

"Just taking extra measures is all…"

"What's so special about it?" He asked

"It's Sanji-kun's first cupcake! And I have the honor of eating it!" She huffed, and picked up the cupcake.

'I still don't see what's so special about that darn cook… or his baking and cooking and… whatever!' Zoro thought hatefully, watching Nami pick up the cupcake. Her eyes widened and she looked at the cupcake distastefully now.

"Hey… um, Zoro… Do you want this cupcake?" She asked with a weak smile on her face.

"WHAT? First, you don't want to eat it, then you don't want me near that thing, saying you want to eat it, and now you're just gonna hand it over to me?" He eyed her suspiciously.

"Haha… I was just kidding! Here! Test- I mean, try it for me!" She hastily shoved the cupcake into his mouth, which then he discovered the reason why the red head had changed her mind so quickly.

….

"Your smoothie is done, Nami-swaaaaan!" Sanji flew down the stairs to the main deck, but stopped in his tracks when he saw the navigator shove his first cupcake into the swordsman's mouth.

"It's rock hard you dumb woman!" Zoro yelled, once he had spit out the cursed cupcake over board.

"Don't be such a baby, Zoro!" Nami smirked. She probably would have broken a tooth on one of those things, for crying out loud! After her outburst though, she finally recognized the chef, standing on the opposite side of the deck, head bowed down, with a sorrowful aura in his presence. She gasped.

Sanji quickly placed the smoothie cup on the floor and ran to the kitchen. He got the tray of cupcakes, ran outside, and called for Luffy. In the distance, you could hear Luffy trotting out of the kitchen to where the fuming chef stood. He forcefully pried open the captain's mouth and shoved every single cupcake in. Including the tray. Sanji walked solemnly to the railing, as Chopper wailed and went to his office to get his medical kit.

"Man, what's his problem…" Zoro mumbled.

"Sanji-kun…" Nami just watched his sulking self.

Zoro looked at her. "Hey, it's not your fault."

"How is it not my fault?" She said guiltily.

"Well, first of all, I was the once that spit the cupcake out. And, you probably did him a favor if you see it how I do. Now, that he knows he sucks at baking, he can drop the idea, and continue to work harder at cooking. He's going to try to impress you to make up for the bad cupcake." He flashed a toothy grin in her direction. "That also means you saved us from his bad baking."

She smiled genuinely at him. That kind of made sense, but she still felt bad… "Thanks, Zoro, but I think I should go ahead and apologize to him…"

"Yeah, whatever…"

"And also, thank you for saving me from a tooth ache." She giggled, and got the smoothie that was placed down for her. Something refreshing at last.

"No problem, and have you finally cooled down some?" He smirked, watching her sip at her smoothie.

"Oh, Zoro… I hope this doesn't make you think I'm not hot anymore," She winked at him seductively as she took her leave.

"I didn't mean it like that before!" He may have sounded like he didn't mean it, but the smirk on his face told her otherwise.

"Uh-huh, sure Zoro!"

This is just an updated chapter:P it's basically the same, except that i took fmdevil's advice to add the part where Sanji stuffs the tray of cupcakes down luffy's throat.

I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE OR IT'S CHARACTERS(:

I don't know if I have to say that at the beginning or at the end, so I'm just playing it safe and putting it at both. Thanks for reading!