Oh My Bleach!
Chapter 1: Whirlpool in the Sky, Part 1
Theme Song: Brick by Boring Brick
Authoress Note: Yay! It's now time for my Bleach version of AWH! *Crickets* No, seriously... ok, it's not EXACTLY like AWH. The oc IS me. And I DO have some powers. But they do fail and I don't sleep with everyone. There is a rape, there is a main love interest... but yeah, I'm not all SUE in this story. So here is the Summary:
I am sucked (Literally) through a whirlpool in the sky into the universe of Bleach... and I say Universe, because it is a literal universe in itself. While I'm there, I just so happen to catch the eye of a certain Quinta... and a certain brute of a Captain... and I have gotten some strange... urges... to kill. And to top it all off, I just so happen to be the last surviving member of a hybird species that the Seireitei tried to exterminate over 18 years ago! What a fucking bummer. THIS STORY IS RATED M FOR VIOLENCE, LANGUAGE, AND SEX/RAPE. IF YOU ARE UNDER 15 (I'm being nice here) OR IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE ABOVE... THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READING THIS.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, or any of the characters or any other affiliated articles found in this fanfiction or any of my others. Nor do I own Naruto (There's a referance to it!) I do, however, own myself and the Dragothane race name, so NO TAKEY without my permission. If you wish to use the Dragothane race, ask and I'll think about it. (More than likely, if you ask and referance me, I'll let you.) Now... On with OMB!
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One bright sunny day, Kenpachi leaned against his favorite tree in the entire Seireitei and decided that he wanted to take a nap. The whole Bounto mess was over with, Ichinose was dead, and Ichigo and his friends had gone home. Yachiru had ran off to her little girls meeting with the other female Shinigami, and Ikkaku and Yumichika were off sparring somewhere with Iba. The other men in his company were either on partol, on latrene duty, or training... or slacking off. But there really wasn't much going on that would make the Captain rouse himself at this time.
While he slept, Kenpachi found himself in a strange dream.
He was in the world of the living, at a place he remembered Ichigo calling a 'park'. Yachiru played with another girl, laughing and swinging. The other girl, for that was what Kenpachi decided she was, looked very young in her face, and had glasses similar to Leutenant Nanao's, only purple in color. She had a very... mature... body, with lovely curves in all the right places, and breasts that would fit perfectly in his hands. Her hair was cropped short in the back and spiked slightly, while her bangs were long and shaded her face. Her skin was pale and had a light dusting of freckles. She pushed Yachiru on the swings and the child squealed happily.
"Higher, mommy, higher!"
"Okay, Yachiru! Hang on!" The girls voice... reminded him of the calm before a storm, and soothed him somehow. She finished pushing Yachiru, then turned to Kenpachi, smiled and opened her mouth to speak...
"CAPTAIN!"
Kenpachi's eyes snapped open as Ikkaku burst out of the division headquarters. Growling, he turned to glare at the bald man, he had wanted to finish his dream, because it was a rather nice one and he rarely had any dreams like it. Yachiru was happy, and she had found a friend and was having a 'normal' child hood... though... why would she call the girl 'mommy'?
"Captain! General Captain Yamamoto is sending us to the world of the living! There's a huge disturbance of reiatsu there, and he wants us to check it out."
"Really?"
"Yes sir! He says it may be a plot of Aizen's to try and attack us on the sly." Kenpachi grinned. He had been wanting to go to the world of the living.
"Let's go. I wanna have this done before dinner so I can have that rematch with Ichigo!"
"Sir!"
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Our dimension...
My day started out like any normal day... Oh, wait... I'm being rude. I should introduce myself. For those of you who don't know, my name is Amethyst. I'm 18 years old... and I LOVE anime! But anyway... My day started out normal, a banana for breakfast, then facebook untill lunch. After eating some Instant Ramen, I love that stuff, I went out to get the mail. Normally it's a good idea. Today though... my world was evicting me!
As soon as I walked outside, the wind picked up. I wasn't really worried because I AM a HEALTHY weight. But I am NOT fat. So, the wind picks up. Big deal. Then I pick up. Literally. A giant, whirlpool shaped cloud appeared in the sky and then suddenly the wind just picked me up and I was sent through the whirlpool... to god only knows where.
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Kenpachi looked up at the sky to see a rather nasty looking... thing. He didn't know what it was... Hell, he didn't know anything about angry-looking clouds! But this one looked like a giant, dark blue, angry as fuck whirlpool in the sky. Normally, he'd dissmiss it in a heartbeat. But the thing had even Toshiro in a he kept an eye on it. Ichigo arrived, no longer in his body, and ready to fight whatever that thing was.
"Kenpachi! We gotta stop this thing! It's gonna destroy the town!" Kenpachi looked back and him and grunted in disinterest.
"The runt's going to see what the hell it is first. Says that we can't do anything untill we know what is it we're fightin'. Honestly, I don't see how a damn cloud can be so upsetin'." They both watched as Toshiro approached... then the thing began to swirl and roil violently, and spew out lighting! A bolt narrowly missed Toshiro, striking a rock just inches from Kenpachi's feet!
The center of the whirlpool dipped up... then back down again and it spat out a glowing purple shard. Toshiro tried to get close, but it seemed to repel him and sent him spiraling to the earth. Ichigo went to help him while Kenpachi went to attack the thing. But it didn't repel him... no, it just began to shatter, then disintegrated and spat a body out. Kenpachi caught the person... Oh gods in hell... It was her.
A girl with a young face, yet a mature body. Her hair was cropped very short in the back and spiked out a bit, and her bangs were long to shade her face. She had a nice, curvy body and... hand-filling breasts. The girl stirred and opened her eyes for just a moment and looked at Kenpachi.
Her eyes were green. They were grey. They were blue, and brown, and black. They were all of the colors imaginable, yet at the same time, one color in itself. Her eyes shut and she slept quietly in his arms. Toshiro came rushing up.
"Who is that!"
"I don't know." Kenpachi starred at her face. She was an exact replica of the girl he had dreamed of... She shouldn't even exist! Never had he ever had a dream about someone he never knew, never met, and met them in real life and have them look 100% exactly what he had dreamed of! This was... just... too... perfect.
"Well, we can't just hang around here all day. Let's get her back to Urahara Shoten and then we'll decide what to do."
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Nnoitra growled angrily. How the hell had he been stuck doing guard duty? And what the hell had Aizen done that made such a distraction that even garnered the attention of the other Espada. None of them would have imagined that the girl would show up, and Nnoitra doubted that Aizen had planned for her. One of the Shinigami caught her, and Nnoitra had enough time to get a REAL good look at her before they took her away. She had a young, pleasant face and a very, very enticing body... Grinning to himself, Nnoitra made a mental note to have some fun with her later, when there were no shinigami around...
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My head hurt like a BITCH! My body burned and my limbs were stiff. Everything hurt EVERYWHERE. The only consolation I had was that I was in my warm, soft bed at home...
"Kisuke! The girl's waking up!" Where had I heard that name, and that voice, before? Oh god...
"We'll give her a bit, Yoruichi, she's probably just starting to wake up," Shit, this is a Bleach version of AWH, isn't it? And... this one... was really happening! I snapped my eyes open to see sitting there,looking down at me.
"Oh, you're awake. My name is Yoruichi. Mind telling me yours?" I nodded.
"My... My name is Amethyst." She smiled down at me.
"Thats a nice name."
"It's also a mouthfull to say... got a nickname?" I looked up to see Kisuke Urahara standing there. "I'm Kisuke by the way."
"Nice to meet you... And you can just call me Amzy. Most people who aren't old-school usually do." He chuckled.
"So... where are you from Amzy?" I paused to think... Where was I from? I know that this sounds odd, but, you can't really tell where you came from if you don't know where you are or how you got there in the first place.
"It's gonna sound crazy... but... what the hell, people always think I'm loosing it."
"Trust me, Amzy, I make a living off of crazy."
"I think... compared to where I am... I must be from a dimension different from this one."
"How do you know?"
"What would you do if I told you, that, say... I know everything that has happened here, and that will happen... concerning Ichigo Kurosaki and the whole, saving Rukia and the Bounto business... wait, are they all dead now, or not yet?" They looked at me, wide-eyed.
"How the hell would you know all of that?"
"Where I come from, this universe, is actually a comic book."
"A comic book... riiiight... So, what was the name of the Bounto leader?"
"Jean Kariya. He used a doll that controlled air and was trying to blow the Seireitei sky high with the Jokai crests... though I forget his doll's name." Kisuke laughed.
"That's perfectly alright. Actually... I'm glad you know, because now we won't have to hide it from you while you stay here. We just... will keep this little fact a secret from the Seireitei, so don't tell any captains, okay?" I nodded and began to sit up... untill I felt my shirt slide down. For once, all of my clothes, were like, 2 sizes too big. Bleach rule of thumb: All girls, no matter how lazy, are skinny, there are no girls at a Healthy weight even. A glimmer shined in Kisuke's eye.
"If only you were older..."
"Kisuke... She's 18 I think." He looked at Yoruichi.
"How do you know?"
"Well, I did a quick check up on her when she came in to make sure that she was alright. She's had her wisdom teeth removed, and there is a good amount of tissue that's grown over where the cuts were made. Usually you only see that with 18 year olds." I nodded.
"I had them removed about 4 months ago, and I just turned 18 last month."
"Really?"
"Wow, I've never seen that much tissue grown in after just 4 months."
"Yeah, I heal fast. Grandma said that she swore I stole the life right out of my mom when I was born and I've been using it ever since. Not that my mom really needs it..." I clenched my fists. I really hated to talk about my mom, or my dad for that matter.
"That's not a good thing to say about your mother, she must really miss you."
"She dosen't care about me."
"How do you know?"
"She abandoned me on my dad's doorstep when I was 10, leaving me with no expination as to where or why she was going. And then my dad got remarried and let's just say that slut better be glad I didn't kill her."
"Well... That explains a bit... I guess..." Kisuke sighed. "You must want new clothes that fit you, right?" I nodded. Without warning, Orihime burst into the room and dragged me over to the next where there were TONS of clothes. She started yammering animatedly about absolutely nothing while I stood and looked at the pile of awful, ugly, gawdy clothes. Then she froze and turned to me.
"I... I'm being rude, aren't I? My name is Orihime Inoue! What's yours?"
"Amethyst. You can just call me Amzy." She smiled and began to pull clothes from the pile.
"Well, there isn't a whole lot here, Amzy... but we can go shopping for new ones tomorrow if you like." I nodded and winced.
"I guess I'll have to make due with these for now. I went about painstakingly picking out an outfit that would fit me well, while being comfortable. I settled for a black tank top and skinny boot-cut blue jeans. I threw an oversized plaid button-up over it. I honestly would never dress like this had I had other clothes... but they fit... and they actually looked nice. Orihime smiled at the outfit, but soon a frown grew on her face. "Something wrong?"
"Well... It's just that... Your... hair..." I ran my hand threw my shor cropped hair and combed my bangs off to the side so that my part was over my right eye.
"Better?" She shook her head. "Well... I DO need a hair cut." She looked absoluetly mortified.
"Amzy-chan! You look like a boy in that outfit with your hair cut short like that! you need to grow it out!" I shook my head, causing my bangs to fly in my face. "Why not?"
"Because. It's such a pain to take care of when it's long, and trust me, I have very... thick hair. It's like a wool blanket on my neck and I can't stand it! So I like it short so I can stay cooled off."
"Well, you could always thin it out..."
"I tried that... and let's say I just... didn't have a whole lot of hair on my head for a while... It kept falling out all over the place and it took me two freakin years to get it fixed." Still, she frowned and shook her head.
"You really should-"
"Look Orihime... I don't like long hair and I'm not growing it out. I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm just not going to do it. End of story." I turned and walked out of the room. Kisuke was standing there.
"Any other reason why you don't like long hair?"
"I don't like it when people pull my hair. If they pull my bangs I can get after them. But I was forced to have long hair for the longest time, so when I got on my own, I got it cut short."
"Let me guess... stepmom pulled your hair for something?" I nodded.
"Dumb bitch better be glad I was on freakin' meds... otherwise I'd've killed her..."
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Kenpachi sighed and waited for news on the girl. From what he'd heard so far, she was up, functional, and sharp as a tack. That was good, she didn't have anything wrong with her mentally if she was able to keep up a nice rapport. Although... she seemed too comfortable with strangers. He glanced into the window of Urahara Shoten and his eyes widened at what he saw. The girl was up and walking about, and the outfit she wore... Showed off her womanly figure nicely.
Her eyes scanned the room, then alighted on the window he was looking in. They met his and she didn't seem afraid, just... curious. So he decided to go inside and atleast introduce himself... it was the best way to learn about her, after all...
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Authoress Afternote: Okay, I am splitting each chapter into 2 parts. Don't ask why, I just felt like doing something different. But yeah, this is Chapter 1 Part 1. How's it so far? Read and review please, and... DRAGON STYLE COOKIES FOR YOU ALL! Lolz, I rule when it comes to thinking up themes for cookies!