Hello! This is just something funny I'm going to do while I continue the "Immortal" series. This is just to relax me so I can write better.
I hope you all like it. Oh, and updates will be far between, because I will have school, and the "Immortal" series, to think about first.
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Round 1
The only sound in the warehouse was my heels clicking on the concrete floors. I ran a hand through my long brown hair, and smirked to myself. The warehouse seemed deserted, but I knew it was in fact far from it.
I clapped my dainty hands, and the automatic lights turned themselves on. It revealed the penguins, Blowhole, King Julian, Maurice and Mort, tied to chairs in the centre of the room. A sly smile crept across my pinkish lips, and I laughed darkly to myself. They should be waking up in three…two…one.
Right on cue, everyone that was tied, awoke with a start. Skipper's eyes darted around in panic, "Where are we?!" he asked. His heated gaze fell on me, and the leader demanded, "Babetteisawesome! What are we doing here!?"
I continued to smile. "You're all here for one reason and one reason only," I paused dramatically, "To be in a Truth or Dare!" I announced. As expected, this was followed by groans and angry shouts of: 'traitor', and 'how could you?' and 'you know we hate this!', and my personal favourite, 'noooo!'
I laughed kindly, "Because, everyone, I've been reading so many of these that I thought I'd try one of my own" I explained. I clasped my hands together, "Now, let's get on with it" I said. I snapped my fingers, and the ropes and chairs disappeared, allowing my 'captives' to stand.
Private inquired, "Um, excuse me, but how can you do that?"
Skipper smacked him on the back of the head. "The Author Powers, Private. You should know that by now" he answered curtly.
I cleared my throat, and sat at the desk that magically appeared in front of me. Reaching into my pocket, I pulled out a piece of paper. I could feel the tension in the air, so I chose to unfold said paper slowly, to tease them.
Skipper was the first to snap from the tension. He roared, "JUST OPEN THE PAPER ALREADY!"
I blinked, taken aback by his outburst, before opening the paper. I glanced at everyone, before reading:
This first dare is for Blowhole. Sing 'Slipping' from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.
Signed,
Your Lovely Host.
P.S: I hate you.
I smirked, locking eyes with the dolphin, silently daring him to object. He sighed, "Fine human" he said. The dolphin pressed a button on his scooter, causing a microphone to appear. Taking it in his flipper, he took a deep breath.
Using my Author Powers, I created the music, and he started to sing.
Look at these People No one condemning Why can Maybe the fee Now that your Savior Like cavemen fear thunder I bring you pain, Go ahead run away Get a pic do a blog Then I win then I get Anarchy that I run No sign of Penny good It
Amazing how sheep'll
Show up for the slaughter.
You lined up like lemmings
You led to the water.
Why can't they hear the lies.
for them to realize
Your disguise is slipping,
I think you're slipping.
Is still as the grave you're
beginning to fear me.
I still have to wonder
Can you really hear me?
the kind you can
Fire up your brain
remind you inside you're rioting
Society is slipping,
everything's slipping away, so...
Say it was horrible
Spread the word tell a friend
Tell them the tale.
Heroes are over with
Look at him not a word
Hammer meet nail
Everything I ever
All the cash all the fame
And social change
It
You people all have to learn
This world is going to burn
burn (yeah it's two R's, h-o-r-r yeah right) burn!
I would give anything not to have her see
There's no time for mercy.
Here goes no mercy…
There was silence when he finished. No one clapped. No one. We all simply stared at him in shock. How did I never notice that that song would be perfect for him? I cleared my throat, "Okay, so next dare!" I pulled out a similar piece of paper to the earlier one, and read off of it.
Dear Skipper,
I dare you to read the Fanfic "Play It Rough".
From,
Your Amazing Host.
I looked at the lead penguin. He scoffed, "A fanfiction? Really? That's not gonna be too hard, sweetheart" he said.
I growled, clenching my fists, "Don't call me sweetheart." With that, I snapped my fingers, making a laptop appear on a random desk. Skipper waddled over to it and, seeing that the fanfiction was already on the screen, started to read.
It was some time later when he finished. The lead penguin said nothing, but simply closed the laptop. He waddled back over to the rest of the penguins, but instantly put distance between himself and Kowalski.
Skipper swallowed, "Let me just say that I would never do any of that!" he exclaimed.
I smiled. "Well, that worked. I think I'll leave it there for today" I replied. Turning to the cameras, I batted my eyes sweetly, "Please review everyone and tell me what you think. I've never done one of these before" I said.
Skipper responded, "I have a review for you, Babette. I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!" he snapped.
"Shut up" I answered.
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Yeah, like I said, please review. This is the very first time I have ever done something like this.
Bye for now,
-Babetteisawesome.
