7 Days of Fanfiction Christmas
Day #3
Dear Santa; Dragon Ball Z

Men…

Disclaimer- DBZ is definitely on my Christmas list! (What does that tell you?)

Summary- Our favorite Dragon Ball Z characters write letters to Saint Nicholas, curtsey of Bra.

(a/n- Now as soon as you finish reading this, I want you to go write YOUR letter to Santa. It's crucial!)

Dear "Santa Clause",

I have not one clue who you are or why I am doing this. If my daughter hadn't insisted and forced the pen into my hand I'd be having a very big lunch right now, so this'll be quick as I am very hungry.

I've been informed you can do anything so how about an upgrade on my GR. Me and Kakarot broke it this morning, and that was a light spar, and I think I could wait a week if it mean that it'll get it fixed without a whole bunch of yelling on the Women's part, I think I'll live.

And how about some new outfit's for Bulma. She won't let me shop for her anymore… Something about not wanting to look like a skank. But never mind that. Really, just her overre- WAIT! FOR-GET-IT! You do NOT have permission to purchase any clothing for my wife AT ALL. You're the one who gave her that holiday night gown aren't you? And she said it was from a female client (Which did freak me out a bit- BUT THIS IS WORSE)! YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE PRINCE OF SAIYAN'S AND HIS MATE!

DON'T YOU ONLY GIVE TO THE NICE, ANYWAY? She was pretty naughty with that gown!

YOU WILL GET HER NOTHING! I FORBID YOU TO CONTACT MY HOME! WE HAVE MONEY AND SHALL ATTEND TO OUR CHILDREN! AND I WILL BE WATCHING ON CHRISTMAS EVE!

NOW I WILL GO DEAL WITH THIS WHILE YOU ATTEND TO THE SNIVELLING HUMAN CHILDREN!Angrily,

Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyan's

Dear Santa,

Wow! I haven't written to you since I was with Grandpa Gohan! Because, you know, Bulma came and then the Saiyans came… Frieza…. Androids…. Cell… Buu… Well, you get the point. Lot's of things happened! But that's not the point of this letter… AT least not according to Bra…

So, I don't want any presents this year! Well, a new sparring partner would be nice. All I really have is Vegeta and he kicks me out a lot… And Uub isn't a Saiyan… Apparently Humans need a lot of sleep… So a sparring partner that doesn't only rest as much as I do!

Oh and then there's that feast! Chi-Chi always invites our friends and makes a lot of great food… But sometimes Bulma comes to… I mean, Bulma always comes and that's great, but I mean, sometimes she comes early and helps with the cooking and well Santa, you know everything so you must know how terrible that is! So, can't you just sprinkle some magic and make her late?

And finally Bacon! We have Chicken, biscuits, pie, meatloaf and even goat (odd… but good!) but NEVER bacon! Chi-chi says it's only for breakfast… So can you drop off some bacon?

That's all!

P.S. I don't think I mentioned it, but this is Goku!

Dear Santa Clause,

I know I haven't written since I was six… And I've done plenty since then and…. I can explain.

Like the time I turned dad's hair pink (Which you have to admit was hilarious) and blamed it on Goten… Well I was eight and really didn't want to die! Like Goten's mom would've let him get hurt anyway….

And when I charged all that Halloween candy on dad's card and got him in trouble. See, it wasn't so bad because he agreed as long as he got half the candy! (But I got away with giving him a quarter of it). Anyway, how was I supposed to know candy would make Goten nearly blow up the house?

And when I- Wait… All of this is just reminding you. Damn.

So how about for Christmas you just tell me what to buy for my girlfriend. If I get something that cost less than hers, I'm cheap. But if I spend MORE than her, I'm making her look bad.

What is it with women and gifts anyway?

Yours hopefully,

Trunks

Dear Saint Nicholas,

Yeah, so wow. I don't think I have EVER written one of these. This is new...

So... what do I want? If I put world peace, Panny will say I have no imagination. And if I put books, Videl will bring the frying pan back out. *Shudder* Yeah, Santa, why'd you have to give her that, huh? She's been wacking me around with it for a whole year now! What did I do to deserve this? I think I was pretty good last year. And I think I was pretty good this year too. So how about making that frying pan dissapear?

Hmmm... I don't really see what else I could ask for. I kind of wish Pan would spend a little bit more time studying. I am extremely proud of her strength (Trained her myself) though. Maybe you could take away Mom's frying pan too, you know, for Dad's sake. I guess that's all I can think of.

And since I know you two are reading this,

Pan: Get back in bed,
Videl: The bed's getting cold!

Merry Christmas

Sincerely,

Gohan

(a/n- Feel free to review or PM me with ideas please, I'm kind of drawing a blank for what any of the girls would write.)