well... me and Skylark Evanson's Spanish teacher, Ms. Ruiz, was making us complete "tener" sentences, and one of the guys said "Tengo swagger" and she went into this whole... well you'll see...
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but myself ans Skylark. She is my daughter. Chuck Norris is her father. ^_^
Kevin was writing an equation for scientific notation on the whiteboard when he heard it. It was a simple three-word question spoken in a distinct Spanish accent. It also wasn't his fault that his biology room was located next to a Spanish classroom with one of the funniest teachers in the school.
"What is 'swagger'?"
He stopped writing the equation in the middle of the number '5'. This was not happening.
Ms. Ruiz did not just ask what swagger was.
"Did she… did she really just ask what swagger is?" Kevin turned around to face his students, the tip of the marker still touching the board. "Does she really not know what swagger is?"
"Let me look it up in the dictionary. Pavoneo? I don't know what no pavoneo is!"
"Kids," the teacher said, capping the dry-erase marker with the number still half-written. "This is the day that I'm going to show you what an awesome biology teacher you have."
There was a medley of exasperated sighs, "ooh"s and instant chatter among the students. Mr. Levin was actually going to do something fun today.
Kevin threw his worn leather jacket on and took a pain of sunglasses out of the pocket. This is gonna be fun he thought as he slipped the shades over his eyes. He sauntered out of the biology room and into the Spanish room next door full of hysterical teenagers.
The students stopped laughing and stared at him with some blank, some surprised stares as he swagged around the classroom looking at people over the top of his shades and striking a bad-ass pose every few strides. Once he got a few laughs, he strolled back into the hallway and towards his regular seventh period classroom.
"Oh, gracias, Señor Swagger!" Ms. Ruiz yelled at him, and both classes started cracking up.
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