Howdy yall! This is Original Prankstar! With a lot of helpfull advice, I
was able to make my new story more buetifull than than 1 million al-quada
terrorist being choped up slowly by midgets! Oh, dont mind my gramer, I
have to use word pad now since my computer crased and I lost all of that
important shit. Well, on with the disclaimer. (Fucking lawyers!)
Disclaimer!: I own nothing in this whole fuck'n story! GOT IT! So if you're a fuck'n lawyer and want to sue someone, erm, sue fred. I dont know who or what fred is, just sue him!
(Story Title Here): Money Troubles and Some kind of horrible sub-plot!
One boring, pathetic saturday, Cloud went outside to check the mail.
Cloud: C'mon, I need that paycheck! I don't know how longer I can entertain myself with yuffies version of "Twister". Why dose she always end up on Vincent, or vice versa.... YES! Here it is! MY PAYCHECK!
Cloud opens his awaited prize to find a 5 Gill bill, and he falls to the ground and begens to sob.
Cloud:[annoying whiny voice] Only five gill, whaaaaaa! I thought being the manager of McDonalds was something special! WHAAAAAA!
Tifa runs out of the house and comforts Cloud, but when she see's the paycheck, she hits him in the kidknee.
Tifa: YOU STUPID FUCK! I NEED MAKEUP!
Cloud: AHHH CRAP, I'm gonna be peeeing blood ALL NIGHT!
Tifa: AWW shove it you little pussy!
Cloud: Bu.... Bu..... But im so...... SADDDDD! WHAAAAAAAA!
Out of nowhere, Seperoth appears ( what is there, a friggin warphole or something).
Seperoth: HAHAHAH! I AM STRAIGHT ONCE AGAIN!
Cait Sith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seperoth: But it looks like cloud isn't, what a sissy!
Tifa: He has a right, look at his paycheck!
Seperoth looks at the paycheck and begins to sob also.
Seperoth: WHAAAAAA! HOW WILL I GET MY HAIR GELL NOW!
Tifa: YOU USE HAIR GEL!
Seperoth:What, WHO TOLD YOU!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
While Tifa and seperoth were fighting, Cloud had slipped off and bought his brand of hair gell. Seperoth saw it and gasped.
Seperoth: YOU GREEDY LITTLE SHIT! I LOSE ALL MY SPECIAL POWERS WITHOUT MY HAIR LOOKING FUCKING AWSOME!
Cloud: What, just use my brand, you'll like it!
Seperoth: LIKE HELL I'll LIKE IT! I GOTA GO MUG SOMEONE NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY POWERS!
Cloud: Have it your way!
Tifa: What Seperoth? Is his hair too cool for you!
Cloud: No, it's not that, I just wanted to share something with seperoth, for once....
Seperoth: NO! NEVER WILL I BE GAY AGAIN!
Cait Sith: Dont have to rub it in my face you know! Hey, Seperoth, I could give you some money, for a price.... I need a baaath!
Seperoth: Yep, definatly gonna mug.[Fly's away into the horizon]
Meanwhile, Cid, Yuffie, Barret, and Vincent were playing a game of intense Twister, Red was filming.
Cid: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME LEG YOU FUCKING WHORE!
Yuffie: Hey, I said this was intense Twister!
Cid: I'm outa here, I ain't no poligamist![leaves]
Barret: ME TOO, BULLSHIT IS THIS![leaves]
Red: OHHH yea! These two make me most of my money! [Moves around toget a better view]
Meanwhile, in a dark alley in Midigar......
Seperoth: Put your money on the ground, dont make me hurt you!
???????:OOOH, so forcefull, you're a bad man! Do you want me to get on all fours now?
Seperoth: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Rufus: OH YEAH BABY!
Seperoth rams his sword into his chest and kills over, his ghost pops up, grabs Sephy and hightails it to Costa de Sol.
Rufus: Sigh... Dosn't any one love me..... dosnt anyone care for Rufus The Fag (Sid the Sloth)....... HEY! I'M A GONNA MAKE CLOUD SQUEEL LIKE A PIG, YEEHAWWW!
And with that, Rufus takes flight (you heard me) to Costa De Sol....
Meanwhile, back in Costa De Sol......
Cloud: VINCENT VALENTINE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT GIRL!?!?!
Red: What does it look like you retard!
Cloud: VINCENT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS YOU DIRTY SINNER!
And with that, something snaped inside vincents head and he lay ontop of yuffie (XXX, AHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH).
Vincent: I SINNER! ME SIN WITH WOMAN TOO YOUNG TO BE SINNED UPON!
Red: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I CRUNK! HEAR ME ROAR! Get back to work you lazy peice of SHIT!
Vincent:[back to normal] YEEHAW!
Yuffie: THATS A GOOD VAMPIRE! OOOOOOOHHHH YEAH! WORK IT-
( INTERMISION )
Durring the Intermision, red finished his film and Yuffie and Vincent were forced to clean up the "mess" they had left. Cloud urinated blood for about an hour, and Tifa had a talk with vincent about what he was doing. Oh, yeah, Seperoth came home, revived.
Cloud: Tifa, I think you broke something.
Tifa: Shove it!
Cloud: So compasionate. Almost like Yuffie and Vincent. One wants the others materia and the other wants one's Blood.
Cid and Barret barge into the Villa, Drunk.
Cid: Hey *Hickup* Yuffie, wana play some extreem wrastling! hu-hu!
Barret: MAn, YOu are sO yOu man.......
Cid grabs one of Tifa's, erm, melons and is punched several times in the "Crotch" area.
Cid: AHHHHHH! That makes me feel so HORNY![walks tword Cloud]
Cloud: Hey, I'm a guy! STAY BACK! AHHHHHHHHH! DIS AINT COOL![moves away from Cid]
While Cid is closing in on Cloud, Rufus apears out of nowhere (how else?) behind Cloud, and grabs Cloud's ass.
Seperoth: Wait a moment here! [everyone stops, most of them were just staring at Cloud being attacked.] You, Rufus!
Rufus:Yes my shnogim woogim?
Seperoth: BEGON![Seperoth shoots energy from the palm of his hand and it knocks Rufus across the world until he crash lands in the land of Nazi's and is chased after he says to them "Hey, big boys..."]
Cloud: Oh, I get it! BEGON![ Cloud shoots energy at Cid and sends him hurdleing to the land of Nazi's, which he emidiatly takes over.]
Red: Sigh, and I could have made a nice gay film too.
Cloud: Hey, the main characters can't be GAY, so if I were to become gay, you'd become gay, as whould everyone else here!
Seperoth: And if that happens, well, all I'm gonna say is that I'm violent in the sack baby! Just ask Aries!
Cloud: Ar... Arrr...... ARRIEEEEEES! WHAAAAAHWAAAAWHAAA!
Tifa: Awww, christ!
Red: Interesting theroy Cloud, but Final Fantasy 10 proves it wrong, since Auron isn't gay.
Auron: YES, YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!
Cloud: Where'd you come from?
Auron:Out of nowhere, how else?
Cloud: That seems to be the theme in this fanfic.
Cait Sith: Auron, you remind me of a man I once loved..... ah, Seperoth.
Seperoth: You still creep me out, you know that?
Auron: Seperoth, arn't you the bad-ass with a huge sword from Final Fantasy 7.
Seperoth: Indeed!
Auron: You should join my club, it's called "Bad-Asses with Big Swords" club.
Seperoth: Finally, someone who understands me!
Auron: Don't get too excited, we dont want you to start swinging your sword around until we reach the club!
Seperoth: WE GET TO SWING OUR SWORDS AROUND!
Auron: YEAH MAN, IT'S AWSOME!
Seperoth: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LETS GOOOOOOOOO!
Seperoth and Auron dissapear. (this is becomeing repetative)
Yuffie: [Something snaps in her head] WHY AM I WEARING A THONG! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Cloud: Maybee, just maybee, these two are changing to their normal selves, you know, like how they were in the game!
Vincent: What game? Cloud, are you OKAY?
Yuffie: Who cares, lets go find some materia!
Tifa: Cloud, I think you're right!
Cait Sith: WHO WANTS A FOURTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!
Berret: Shud'up you stupid fuckin cat, burn in hell!
Cait Sith:.............
Cloud: Berret, Vincent and Yuffie are becoming.... normal.
Berret: WHAT!
Red: NOOOOOOOOO!
Vincent: What do you mean,"Normal"?
Yuffie: Cloud, I have went through your room, and where is the money!
Cloud: I HAVE 5 GIL!
Vincent: Why dont you kill some monsters?
Cloud: Cus' I work at McDonalds!
Yuffie: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
Cloud: A couple months after we killed Seperoth.
Seperoth: Ya, that hurt, ouchies!
Vincent: AHHHHH! ITS SEPEROTH!
Cloud: You apeared out of nowhere again, didn't you?
Seperoth: Your right....
Auron: ......There was no need to ask.
Yuffie & Vincent: AURON! SINCE WHEN DID YOU GAIN THE ABILLITY TO CROSS DIMEMTIONS?
Auron: Hey, Cloud, is this the friskey couple that I say earlier?
Cloud: They are returning to a pre-endgame state of mind.
Auron: Oh, you do know that a heavy amount of drugs will cure that right?
Cloud: NO!
Narrator: I'm fucking tired, how's about we call it a chapter, eh. Stay tuned, when we get Cloud a new job, and the Auron helps out Red with the Sub plot. GOOO NIGHT!
Disclaimer!: I own nothing in this whole fuck'n story! GOT IT! So if you're a fuck'n lawyer and want to sue someone, erm, sue fred. I dont know who or what fred is, just sue him!
(Story Title Here): Money Troubles and Some kind of horrible sub-plot!
One boring, pathetic saturday, Cloud went outside to check the mail.
Cloud: C'mon, I need that paycheck! I don't know how longer I can entertain myself with yuffies version of "Twister". Why dose she always end up on Vincent, or vice versa.... YES! Here it is! MY PAYCHECK!
Cloud opens his awaited prize to find a 5 Gill bill, and he falls to the ground and begens to sob.
Cloud:[annoying whiny voice] Only five gill, whaaaaaa! I thought being the manager of McDonalds was something special! WHAAAAAA!
Tifa runs out of the house and comforts Cloud, but when she see's the paycheck, she hits him in the kidknee.
Tifa: YOU STUPID FUCK! I NEED MAKEUP!
Cloud: AHHH CRAP, I'm gonna be peeeing blood ALL NIGHT!
Tifa: AWW shove it you little pussy!
Cloud: Bu.... Bu..... But im so...... SADDDDD! WHAAAAAAAA!
Out of nowhere, Seperoth appears ( what is there, a friggin warphole or something).
Seperoth: HAHAHAH! I AM STRAIGHT ONCE AGAIN!
Cait Sith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seperoth: But it looks like cloud isn't, what a sissy!
Tifa: He has a right, look at his paycheck!
Seperoth looks at the paycheck and begins to sob also.
Seperoth: WHAAAAAA! HOW WILL I GET MY HAIR GELL NOW!
Tifa: YOU USE HAIR GEL!
Seperoth:What, WHO TOLD YOU!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
Tifa: You did!
Seperoth: I did not!
While Tifa and seperoth were fighting, Cloud had slipped off and bought his brand of hair gell. Seperoth saw it and gasped.
Seperoth: YOU GREEDY LITTLE SHIT! I LOSE ALL MY SPECIAL POWERS WITHOUT MY HAIR LOOKING FUCKING AWSOME!
Cloud: What, just use my brand, you'll like it!
Seperoth: LIKE HELL I'll LIKE IT! I GOTA GO MUG SOMEONE NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY POWERS!
Cloud: Have it your way!
Tifa: What Seperoth? Is his hair too cool for you!
Cloud: No, it's not that, I just wanted to share something with seperoth, for once....
Seperoth: NO! NEVER WILL I BE GAY AGAIN!
Cait Sith: Dont have to rub it in my face you know! Hey, Seperoth, I could give you some money, for a price.... I need a baaath!
Seperoth: Yep, definatly gonna mug.[Fly's away into the horizon]
Meanwhile, Cid, Yuffie, Barret, and Vincent were playing a game of intense Twister, Red was filming.
Cid: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME LEG YOU FUCKING WHORE!
Yuffie: Hey, I said this was intense Twister!
Cid: I'm outa here, I ain't no poligamist![leaves]
Barret: ME TOO, BULLSHIT IS THIS![leaves]
Red: OHHH yea! These two make me most of my money! [Moves around toget a better view]
Meanwhile, in a dark alley in Midigar......
Seperoth: Put your money on the ground, dont make me hurt you!
???????:OOOH, so forcefull, you're a bad man! Do you want me to get on all fours now?
Seperoth: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Rufus: OH YEAH BABY!
Seperoth rams his sword into his chest and kills over, his ghost pops up, grabs Sephy and hightails it to Costa de Sol.
Rufus: Sigh... Dosn't any one love me..... dosnt anyone care for Rufus The Fag (Sid the Sloth)....... HEY! I'M A GONNA MAKE CLOUD SQUEEL LIKE A PIG, YEEHAWWW!
And with that, Rufus takes flight (you heard me) to Costa De Sol....
Meanwhile, back in Costa De Sol......
Cloud: VINCENT VALENTINE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT GIRL!?!?!
Red: What does it look like you retard!
Cloud: VINCENT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS YOU DIRTY SINNER!
And with that, something snaped inside vincents head and he lay ontop of yuffie (XXX, AHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH).
Vincent: I SINNER! ME SIN WITH WOMAN TOO YOUNG TO BE SINNED UPON!
Red: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I CRUNK! HEAR ME ROAR! Get back to work you lazy peice of SHIT!
Vincent:[back to normal] YEEHAW!
Yuffie: THATS A GOOD VAMPIRE! OOOOOOOHHHH YEAH! WORK IT-
( INTERMISION )
Durring the Intermision, red finished his film and Yuffie and Vincent were forced to clean up the "mess" they had left. Cloud urinated blood for about an hour, and Tifa had a talk with vincent about what he was doing. Oh, yeah, Seperoth came home, revived.
Cloud: Tifa, I think you broke something.
Tifa: Shove it!
Cloud: So compasionate. Almost like Yuffie and Vincent. One wants the others materia and the other wants one's Blood.
Cid and Barret barge into the Villa, Drunk.
Cid: Hey *Hickup* Yuffie, wana play some extreem wrastling! hu-hu!
Barret: MAn, YOu are sO yOu man.......
Cid grabs one of Tifa's, erm, melons and is punched several times in the "Crotch" area.
Cid: AHHHHHH! That makes me feel so HORNY![walks tword Cloud]
Cloud: Hey, I'm a guy! STAY BACK! AHHHHHHHHH! DIS AINT COOL![moves away from Cid]
While Cid is closing in on Cloud, Rufus apears out of nowhere (how else?) behind Cloud, and grabs Cloud's ass.
Seperoth: Wait a moment here! [everyone stops, most of them were just staring at Cloud being attacked.] You, Rufus!
Rufus:Yes my shnogim woogim?
Seperoth: BEGON![Seperoth shoots energy from the palm of his hand and it knocks Rufus across the world until he crash lands in the land of Nazi's and is chased after he says to them "Hey, big boys..."]
Cloud: Oh, I get it! BEGON![ Cloud shoots energy at Cid and sends him hurdleing to the land of Nazi's, which he emidiatly takes over.]
Red: Sigh, and I could have made a nice gay film too.
Cloud: Hey, the main characters can't be GAY, so if I were to become gay, you'd become gay, as whould everyone else here!
Seperoth: And if that happens, well, all I'm gonna say is that I'm violent in the sack baby! Just ask Aries!
Cloud: Ar... Arrr...... ARRIEEEEEES! WHAAAAAHWAAAAWHAAA!
Tifa: Awww, christ!
Red: Interesting theroy Cloud, but Final Fantasy 10 proves it wrong, since Auron isn't gay.
Auron: YES, YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!
Cloud: Where'd you come from?
Auron:Out of nowhere, how else?
Cloud: That seems to be the theme in this fanfic.
Cait Sith: Auron, you remind me of a man I once loved..... ah, Seperoth.
Seperoth: You still creep me out, you know that?
Auron: Seperoth, arn't you the bad-ass with a huge sword from Final Fantasy 7.
Seperoth: Indeed!
Auron: You should join my club, it's called "Bad-Asses with Big Swords" club.
Seperoth: Finally, someone who understands me!
Auron: Don't get too excited, we dont want you to start swinging your sword around until we reach the club!
Seperoth: WE GET TO SWING OUR SWORDS AROUND!
Auron: YEAH MAN, IT'S AWSOME!
Seperoth: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LETS GOOOOOOOOO!
Seperoth and Auron dissapear. (this is becomeing repetative)
Yuffie: [Something snaps in her head] WHY AM I WEARING A THONG! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Cloud: Maybee, just maybee, these two are changing to their normal selves, you know, like how they were in the game!
Vincent: What game? Cloud, are you OKAY?
Yuffie: Who cares, lets go find some materia!
Tifa: Cloud, I think you're right!
Cait Sith: WHO WANTS A FOURTUNE!!!!!!!!!!!
Berret: Shud'up you stupid fuckin cat, burn in hell!
Cait Sith:.............
Cloud: Berret, Vincent and Yuffie are becoming.... normal.
Berret: WHAT!
Red: NOOOOOOOOO!
Vincent: What do you mean,"Normal"?
Yuffie: Cloud, I have went through your room, and where is the money!
Cloud: I HAVE 5 GIL!
Vincent: Why dont you kill some monsters?
Cloud: Cus' I work at McDonalds!
Yuffie: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
Cloud: A couple months after we killed Seperoth.
Seperoth: Ya, that hurt, ouchies!
Vincent: AHHHHH! ITS SEPEROTH!
Cloud: You apeared out of nowhere again, didn't you?
Seperoth: Your right....
Auron: ......There was no need to ask.
Yuffie & Vincent: AURON! SINCE WHEN DID YOU GAIN THE ABILLITY TO CROSS DIMEMTIONS?
Auron: Hey, Cloud, is this the friskey couple that I say earlier?
Cloud: They are returning to a pre-endgame state of mind.
Auron: Oh, you do know that a heavy amount of drugs will cure that right?
Cloud: NO!
Narrator: I'm fucking tired, how's about we call it a chapter, eh. Stay tuned, when we get Cloud a new job, and the Auron helps out Red with the Sub plot. GOOO NIGHT!