A.N: Yes…. This story is insanely crazy.

And yes…. I don't care!!!!! : p

This was inspired out of the blue 20 minutes ago and my friend and I decided to write it.

Oh, by the way my puppies will pee on flames!

The Legacy of the Chosen One…. And his wife!

It was a dark and stormy night; the shadows crept along the Potter's house. Ginny and Harry were saying goodnight to their children. Harry's thought about how Bellatrix had killed Sirius, tortured Neville's parents to insanity, and just about how CRAZY she is in general, gave him the chills. Could he be in love with her? Wait…. what? He said goodnight to Ginny too, he didn't feel like heading to bed. He thought he would ride on his broom for a while to get some fresh air. As he stepped outside he saw a shadow slowly creeping towards him. "Who's there? " He asked. He pulled out his wand; he saw poofy hair coming towards him.

"Where's my Won Won?" said a voice.

Oh dear Lord… why did that sound so familiar? "LAVENDER BROWN?" Harry blurted out.

"Of course it's me silly! " She giggled. "And I have someone who wants to see you!" She said in a sing song voice.

"What the bloody he** are you talking about?!"Harry shouted at her.

Lavender's face turned white and her eyes dazed, "Won-won use to say that…" she said in a dazed voice. And then…. another figure came from the shelter of darkness.

"Hello Potter we meet again" said the figure as it emerged from the shadows. It took Harry a few seconds to realize who it was… Bellatrix… His mouth was hanging wide open, "You're supposed to be DEAD!" he exclaimed.

She smiled a crazy smile, "Oh Potter I was never really dead."

"But, but, I SAW you die!" he said mostly to himself. 'Maybe I'm hallucinating… yeah… this is all a dream and James will be jumping on me to get up any second now' he thought. But even as he thought this he knew it was a lie. Bellatrix was really here… and alive?

To be continued……….. Mwahahahahahaha I am so evil