Chapter 1:

An orange flash!

The sun flooded into the room as I slowly open my eyes. I blink a few times to help my eyes adjust to the bright light as i sit up in my bed. After my eyes are used to the sudden bright light i get out of bed and head to the kitchen to make my usual breakfast of ramen and milk.

I say my thanks and slowly eat my meal. After finishing my food I put my trash in the garbage can and head to the bathroom for my morning shower, taking my time to get there as today is sunday. After a quick shower I go to my room and put on my black and orange jumpsuit and zip it up. I grab my Konoha forhead protector and tie it on.

With a smile on my face I leave my apartment not bothering to lock it seeing as the only valubles i have are my cups of instant ramen. I jump to the rooftops and head for my usual training ground to meet with all my friends, today we are going to have a sparing match, and being the only male ninja in the vilage I cant wait to show off my new found strength since the Fourth Great Ninja war ended and I killed Madara and all the wite Zetsu.

Yes today was the day that I show off my fathers perfected flying thunder god justu to everyone and have some fun. Today was my day.

A few minutes later I arrive at the training grounds to see two of the cutest girls in the whole vilage waiting for me. "Hey Sakura, Hey Sauske!" I say with my fox like grin and my hand waving in the air. The girls turn to see me running toward them and they both smile at me, "Hey Naruto!" they say in unison.

"We've been waiting for you for a while now. Hinata, Ino, Kiba, Neji, TenTen, Lee and Shino are all on there way and should be here soon so lets wait for them, Okay?" says Sakura. "Awwww come one just a quick spar before they get here!" I whine, "I wanna show you my dads perfected jutsu already" I exclaim. Sauske just giggles and watches as Sukura punches me to the ground.

"Baka! the entire reason of having everyone come today was to show us ALL at the same time!" she screams at me. I sit up and rub my head where she hit me "Yeah i know im just to excited to wait" i saw with my goofy smile.

After ten minutes of waiting in silence I decide i cant take it any more and I try to start a conversation. "Hey Sauske I've been meaning to ask" I say with a confused tone. she looks at me with her usual cute smirk and asks "What is it Naruto-kun?" I try to keep my question simple but it comes out wrong as usual. "Your a girl right?" I ask knowing I just fucked up already, "Yes... why do you ask?" she says while glaring at me.

I get nervous at the look she gives me and put my hands up in preperation for an attack she might throw at me, "well why in the years we were friends and durring the war did you let everyone think you were a boy?" I ask inocently. Sauske sighs and closes her eyes at my question like she's been waiting for it. "because no body cared to ask" she says with her usual cute smirk and cocks her head to the left at me. I feel a little guilty at my question.

"oh... sorry... i guess everyone just assumed you were a boy since you used to dress like one..." I say with conviction in my voice. She laugs at me a little and pinches my cheek, "owe!" I say and pull my face away from her hand. she laugs at me again "and maybe I wanted to see the expression on your face when I kissed you durring our last battle durring the war" she says with her smile. I freeze knowing what Sakura's next move I quickly hide behind Sauske as Sakura's fist destroys the ground where I had just been a second ago. "What?" she screams in our direction.

"Uhh... Sauske I forgot to mention that I havent told any of the other girls about our kiss yet... he he" I say meekly while rubing my hand on the back of my head. Sauske turns her head to face me again and sticks her tounge out at me, "well if you HAD told them then the others would do what there about to" she says. "what do you mean?" I ask with genuine curiosity. She ponts to our left and I see all the other girls at the entrence to the training grounds we are using for the spar. "Naruto!" they all say together with anger.

"Gulp" is all i can manage before a chain from TenTen's weapon pack wraps all around me and ties me to the the boulder we had been standing against. "What... what are you going to do to me?" I ask with fear obvious in my voice. "well..." says Ino with obvious humor in her tone. "Since Sauske got her kiss its only fare all the rest of us get a kiss to. Why? because it makes us all on equal ground." Says Shino with her face still hidden behind her up turned coat collar.

Thinking I come up with a way to get out of this situation. I use my flying thunder god jutsu to place myself beside Shino leaving only a momentary bright orange light in my place. "FAST!" all of the girls think to themselfs. I lean in and put my lips to her ear and whisper, "Well then its only fair if you earn them like she did" I say trying hard to sound seductive and its obviously working.

Shino quivers at my words "How do you mean Naruto-kun?" she says. I let out an amused huff of air and stand straight again, "well she earned her kiss by pinning me in the final battle of the war" I say with a smile as I turn to the other girls and smile at them. "So... if you can pin me in our spar then you earn a kiss and if you can draw a drop of blood then you can even use tounge" I say with my trademark fox grin.

all the girls brighten up and get starry eyes at this even Sauske. "So who wants to go first?" I ask, "well it was already decided that Hinata would go first remember?" says TenTen.

"Right... well then Hinata you ready?" I say with my hands on my hips and my Nine-Tails chakra mode already starting to envelope my body.

"Bring it on Naruto-kun!" she says with so much confidence it catches me off guard allowing her to move in and knee me in the stomach... hard!