Disclaimer: I only own the OCs.
I want to dedicate this story to my very good friend, Shwalla S h w i n g. This is a story about something I know she'll love. :)
Good Morning, Mione
A Hermione Oneshot
Dedicated to Shwalla S w i n g
Hermione walked down to breakfast carrying her books. She said hi to some people on the way and they all responded, "Good morning Mione!" and a couple said "Hey, Mione!" or "Mione, what's up?".
Mione smiled to each of these people and sat down at the Gryffindor table for breakfast. Harry and ron came and sat down by her.
"Good morning Mione," Harry greeted her.
"Wuzzup, Mione?" Ron yawned, still very tired.
They all ate their breakfast as they discussed what happened in Potions Class yesterday.
"I can't believe it turned purple! Can you, Mione?" Ron laughed.
"I think it was very rude of Seamus to do that to Professor Snape. He's a teacher!" Mione said.
"Mione, you're to uptight," Harry added. "It was pretty funny, you have to admit, Mione,"
"Seriously! Do you ever laugh, Mione? It was hilarious! Half the class was laughing, Mione!" Ron exclaimed.
"Well, I thought it was mean. And Malfoy wasn't laughing, none of the Slytherin's were," Mione countered.
"Since when do you care what that prat thinks, Mione? He's so stupid, gosh!?" Ron complained.
"Yeah, Ron has a point there, Mione," said Harry.
"See Minee, evvn Horry thishks sho" ron said with a mouthful of breakfast.
"I was merely trying to point out the mistake in your statement, Ronald," Hermione declared.
"Wut?" asked Ron dumbly. "I don't get it Mione,"
"Mione means she was trying to prove you wrong," Harry explained.
"Harry! I didn't-Whatever!" Mione exlcaimed before walking off.
"Mione! Wait!" Ron shouted.
"Come on, Mione, I didn't mean it like that!" Harry yelled after her.
Mione just walked off.
"Bye, Mione," Ron whispered under his breath.
This is really just a story about one of my pet peeves, calling Hermione, Mione! My friend Shwalla S h w i n g hates it too, so this story is for her.
Just so you know, this is not a story meant to actually be good or interesting. In fact, It's pretty stupid and I hate it.
Review if you are a fellow Mione-hater, or if you want to. :)