Lavi the Rabbit King
It was nine in the morning, the time that Lavi always woke up after getting his eight hours of sleep. Already he was deciding when he would take his nap later. The normal things the junior Bookman did when he first woke up, only there was something a little different about this particular morning. When Lavi sat up he noticed something on his foot. It was like teeth were gnawing softly on his toes. The culprit was a small, fuzzy rabbit.
Lavi's eye widened, when, wait how did a rabbit even get into his room. Though it was admittedly adorable it was more weird than anything. Quickly the redhead jerked his foot away from the little rabbit, pulling his blankets up with his legs. As the blankets moved up more little rabbits were revealed. Lavi blinked, in disbelief, he tried rubbing his eye, even looking with both eyes; still there were many little bunnies at the foot of his bed.
After what seemed like a long time, one of the rabbits hopped up to him. Somehow it pulled out behind it, a crown. Lavi cautiously took it, and looked at it then back at the bunny. The bunny motioned for Lavi to wear the crown, so cautiously he put it on his head. The little rabbits stared at him in awe and then bowed to him, treating him as their king. Since Lavi didn't think the rabbits were a threat he just got up and went on about his daily business.
As he walked down to the cafeteria the teen got many stares as his bunny army followed him. In all honesty, his little followers were growing on him. Seriously how cool was an army of rabbit that thought you were their king? He soon started to wonder if they would protect him from Kanda's wrath. Lavi figured, no matter how cruel the Japanese exorcist how could anyone hurt a bunny?
"Ne, Yu-chan!" the red-head cooed approaching his friend.
"Stupid rabbit…" Kanda scoffed trying to ignore Lavi, but Lavi didn't care.
"Ne, Yu-chan! Check it out! I'm a king!" he shouted pointing to his crown that the bunnies had bestowed upon him. "These rabbits, yeah they made me their king! I bet I can get a ton of girls now, 'cause who doesn't like bunnies? Right Yu-chan? I mean they're so adorable and look at 'em!"
Kanda glared but turned his head to look at the bunnies that crowded Lavi's feet. "Che," he scoffed, and then Lavi started to braid the angry exorcist's hair. Quickly his hand was on Mugen, and quickly Lavi was running away.
"Go! Go my bunnies! Defend your king!"
"Stupid Rabbit!" Kanda shouted about to unleash his wrath, that is until he was tackled to the floor by the hoard of bunnies.
Lavi laughed, he could get used to being the king of rabbits. "Go my bunny army…" he muttered.
"Wake up!" someone shouted, and suddenly Lavi was on a very, extremely messy floor.
"Wah! Why'd you do that you old panda!" Lavi shouted and then pouted, "My bunny army was just about to bite Yu's ear off…"
Author's Note: My friend said something about rabbit's on the moon and I was obsessing over D. Gray-Man and what Kanda calls Lavi...it just kinda came together...and honestly I can totally see Lavi having a dream like this...
