Wrote this because I always had a (cracky) headcanon that the truck driver was Kuroha. This is kind of a joke, so please don't pay this any mind. *cries in corner*
The truck lay in wait, hidden right around the corner. A black haired man, donning a strange outfit sat restlessly in the car, thrumming his fingers on the steering wheel. His strange, malicious eyes glistened hungrily as he waited. Waiting...
"Oh, my beautiful truck.." he purred, stroking the seat with one hand. "Our moment is coming soon!"
His eyes brightened as he saw two children, a boy and a girl chasing a cat nearing the street. He pulled the stick into "drive mode", and stomped on the pedal. The truck took off, towards the unsuspecting children while the man whispered, "Go Truck-chan, go!"