Okay guys :3 The official story starts now. I don't have all of the auditions for the trolls in the inbox, but I do have some of the trolls and the humans picked. This chapter will include those humans and a troll (The other trolls will be introduced later, but thier trollian names will be mentioned, so keep an eye out for them!) who I picked. If you're character didn't get picked, its nothing personal, I just picked who I thought had the best auditions, same with the trolls, but because I need a good amount, if you submittied a troll, you have a good chance on getting in.

WITH THAT BEING SAID. I also need to say that submitting your characters isn't the only thing you readers are gonna do for me. Like the other MSPA stories, you guys will send in ideas for commands and such. For example, I'll write a chapter adn if you have an idea for a certain character to do something, you will say it in the review box like "Christie: Bitch the troll out" or something along those lines. Sound okay? :3 that way I won't have any writers block issues and you guys can still be involved in the story.

Okay! So! Lets get this show on the road! :D

Your name is Christie Roland and it is a beautiful day right now. Then again, it usually is a beautiful day in the Land of Neverending Seas. You actually live in Hawaii, but because you're kinda paranoid about letting personal information out on the internet, you decided to change the name. Looks like it caught on to other internet users. Anyways, your mind is wandering again, back onto the topic. So, if its such a nice day, why are you on your laptop? You should be swimming right now, or at least laying out in the sun. But no. You are determined to make this damned troll to log off first.

KG: Don't you have anything better to do?

KG: Why the hell do you have to bother me day in and day out?

IM: becausE iT's A motherfuckinG fuN thinG tO dO

KG: Fun? What the hell? How is pissing me off fun?

IM: becausE yoU makE iT fuN

IM: watchinG yoU gO froM somewhaT calM tO prettY damN annoyeD jusT makeS mY motherfuckinG daY

KG: You really have no life..

This person bothering you is known by his pesterchum handle insanityMan. It was a rather fitting name because he drove you insane just about everytime he spoke to you. You wish you can meet just so you can punch his face in. He's only been at this for a few weeks, and you're almost wanting to change your pesterchum handle to get away from him.

IM: I dO tO havE A lifE

KG: Oh really? What else do trolls do other than bother the innocent?

IM: iT amazeS mE hoW motherfuckinG quicK yoU figureD ouT mY specieS, humaN

KG: Pffff, you're probably some 40 year old pedophile or something..

IM: youR humaN terminologY stilL confuseS thE fucK ouT oF mE.

KG: mhmm... riiiight...

killerGoldfish [KG] has ceased pestering insanityMan [IM]

You rubbed your temples, feeling a slight headache come on. A breeze blew and hit your face, reliving the headache slightly, but you were still a bit frustrated. These damn trolls weren't the only thing that was bothering you. Your mother was planning on dating this guy that you hate. You even hated the fact your mother planned on dating at all. You still loved your dad and even saw him on occasion. He wasn't a bad man, he and your mother just didn't have a strong relationship. You knew the man she planned on dating was inside, and just having him in your house was making the soon to be first impression not so great.

You set your laptop aside and sigh, breathing in the salty air. You feel still a bit distressed. That sound of the pesterchum ring wasn't helping anything. You growl under your breath a little and reach for the laptop.

"If its that stupid troll, I swear to god I will punch a hole through my screen.." you mutter quietly. Setting the laptop back onto your lap, you are fairly relieved that its not that insanityMan guy. Rather, its one of your three best internet friends. Leon.

maybeInfrablack [MI] has begun pestering killerGoldfish [KG]

MI: Aloha Christie!

KG: Hey, Leon. What's up?

MI: Have you installed the game yet?

KG: No.

MI: Whyyy?

KG: /eyeroll It sounds stupid. Thats why.

MI: Come onnn Christie. PLeease? It sounds totally awesome!

KG: No, you know I rarely play video games. I don't have the will to continue it.

KG: And did I mention I never play video games?

MI: Come on, please? I got Maria and Tim to join me! :D

KG: Oh god.. you convinced them to play this asinine game too? Can't you play without me?

MI: No, otherwise we would have started playing by now. We need a fourth player!

KG: No, Leon. I'm not playing that dumbass game..

MI: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

KG: No.

MI: Pleeeeeeease?

KG: Say please again and I'm leaving this conversation.

MI: ...

MI: Please?

killerGoldfish [KG] has ceased pestering maybeInfrablack [MI]

Ugh.. Leon's been pestering (pun not intended) you about this game that he's found. Called Sburb or some stupid shit like that.. You want no part in it cause as you've stated several times in your conversation with Leon, you hardly ever play video games. You often view them as the reason most American's seem violent or even one of the causes of obesity in the nation. People just sit thier butts down and hardly get up because they're always playing games constantly.

You sigh. Leon. Tim, and Maria are some of your best friends and you haven't ever met any of them in person, but this is just something they're gonna have to do without you. Then you thought about Maria.. Fuuuuuccckk. Leon's probably telling her right now that you don't want to play. She's probably gonna want you to join too. You didn't even move your laptop cause you knew she was probably gonna start a chat here in a few minutes. As if you timed it, the pesterchum ring broke the sound of the waves crashing against the shore.

reversedSourcecode [RS] has begun pestering killerGoldfish [KG]

RS: Hey.

KG: What?

RS: ...I see someone's in a snippy mood.

KG: I'm just a little frustrated. That's all. Sorry.

RS: No, don't apologize. I guess I can understand why. Leon just told me he asked you if you wanted to play the game with us, but knowing him, I bet he bugged the hell out of you.

KG: Yeah.. kinda. I was already in a pissy mood before then, so it's not all him.

RS: Ah, I see. But I'm guessing you already know why I'm bugging you myself right now.

KG: You want me to play that damn game to don't you?

RS: Yes. Your knowledge amazes me.

KG: Cut the crap. I'm not in the mood.

RS: lol, sorry.

KG: Why do you even want to play the stupid game?

RS: It sounds pretty interesting, and I might be able to try out some new codes on the programming. I may even be able to tweak the game even to your picky ass liking.

KG: Ha, thats a good one. No matter what you do, I'm not playing it.

RS: Why?

KG: I told you, I have on interest in it whatsoever.

RS: /sigh Can you at least start the game and if its not interesting in the slightest then you can leave? We really want to try this out.

You groan loudly. Not because she was annoying you, its because she had a point. You could start the game and leave if it really is as boring and lame as you think it will be.

KG: asfdl;kajhubnsdhdihljk

RS: I take that random letter message as a yes!

KG: Graaahhh... finne... I'll do it. But the minute it turns lame.. I'm out. Got it?

RS: Aye aye Captain Christie!

reversedSourcecode [RS] has ceased pestering killerGoldfish [KG]

You sigh, wondering what the hell you just got yourself into...