Hey Akatsuki? You Want A New Maid?
"c-come on dude, i'll give y-you a new girl!" pleaded a very nervous sasuke to deidara. that grabbed deidara's attention. "is she pretty?" asked deidara. sasuke stuttered "y-yeah she's HOT! She has white hair blue eyes and she's... uh... good at drawing and art and ..." sasuke tried to think of something the akatsuki would need. "she's AWESOME at cleaning and cooking. her name is yuki and she lives in that house behind that tree and she'll totally WANT to be your maid or girl toy if you need one, y-yeah i'm SO SURE." sasuke knew he was so dead if yuki found out as yuki wasnt so quiet or innocent as she acted. she was actually quite powerfull."give me the girl." sasuke gulped and ran to go drag yuki there. he ducktaped her and got a painful kick to his ahem, "manhood" but gave her to deidara. she yelled a muffled profanity at sasuke then glared at deidara. deidara smirked then flung the girl over his shoulder. "this is okay for now, but you still owe me 9 million yen." then he walked away sassily with yuki still over his shoulder, leaving sasuke in awe wishing he could walk as hawt as that. END OF CHAPTER 1