Chapter 1- "The Beginning"

The Griffins are at their house watching TV.

"Hey, wondering what places you should go for vacation? Well come to Los Angeles." The Guy on the TV says.

"Los Angeles, oh boy, we're going to Michigan." Peter says excitedly.

"What, Los Angeles is in California, Peter." Brian states correcting Peter.

"Yeah right, I mean everyone knows that LA is in Michigan, right Chris?"

"Yeah dad." Chris says happily.

"High five son." Peter says giving Chris a high five.

"Peter, Brian is right, I mean, why would Los Angeles be in Michigan if it's on the West Coast." Lois tells Peter.

"Fine, sheesh, now I have to be the dumb one here, I mean, how the hell is Los Angeles in California?" Peter asks the rest of the family.

"Oh actually it's quite simple fatman, it's in California dammit, and I mean it, now shut the hell up." Stewie says.

"Whoa, foul language Stewie, foul language, I mean, there is no need for such words." Peter says to Stewie. Peter then gets up to walk to the kitchen but Stewie trips him. "Ahh! You Ass-Lickin' Goddamn motherfucker."

"Peter, how do you say that to your own son?" Lois asks Peter.

"Easy Lois, you just say 'Ahh! You Ass-Lickin' Goddamn motherfucker.'"

Lois looks at Peter angrily.

"Oh sorry, I didn't know I was suppose to say that? I am so sorry."

"You know Peter, maybe we should go to Los Angeles, it'll be good for the family, you know?" Brian says to Peter.

"Yeah, matter of fact, the Griffins are going to Los Angeles in two days."

"Oh Peter, that'll be wonderful." Lois says.

"Yeah, maybe I'll be able to get a makeover again." Meg says.

"Hell no, after what happened last time?" Peter says.

"Oh come on dad."

"Fine, you can get the makeover."

"This will be great, maybe we'll be able to go see a basketball game and then travel to Compton." Chris says.

"Compton, oh yeah, where the gangs are, that'll be so great, maybe if I'm lucky I can get myself an AK-47." Stewie says.

"No, we are not going to Compton." Lois says.

"Yeah, I mean, you'll never know who or what you'll see. I mean you can take your first step in Compton and then you fall to the ground with a bullet in your heart." Peter says.

"I guess you're right fatman. I mean, we don't want to be shot up and die in a pool of blood." Stewie says.

Chapter 2, Coming Soon Everyone