First just let me say Im new at thin just got a home computer so I just want to try it out so here goes nothing o and this is my first story so well make it short it may have a lot of grammatical and spelling errors I type fast so I don't check behind my self very often so review and let me know how this goes yah!

Disclaimer-Oh and I don't own these characters just the storyline haha

I was sitting on my couch just watching mean girls again not understanding how Regina could be such a bitch but now I get it running in to Bella swan, the "cheerleader" who has fake boobs and flat ass. Unlike I who by far have guts but not enough to show of my cellulite in that ridiculously short skirt and my countless rolls in that halter top, But am quiet content with my 5'6 frame size 6 waist and not to mention my 36C chest, but I will never…..

"you still have that jealous inner monologue over Bella cause she beat you out at prom queen huh?" I forgot Seth was here. "NO! Why do you think im obsessed over that I haven't thought about Bella since then"

"Liar" just can't let it go can he? "ok so maybe I am a little upset that she a size 0-1, beat out be a curvatious beauty in something so stupid I mean I just didn't want it to go to her head but now evreytime she sees me she gloats I see it in her eyes" "not even your just mad she got Paul too" asshole I know he's my brother and right but im about to kick him to albukerky. "Im going to bed."

"Now your mad im right, come on lee I know you been around you for 17 years I can read you like and open book sis. " I hate him "whatever Seth you better give it a rest before all of la push high sees u snuggled up to "mister blinky"in a wet bed, his stuffed elephant. " oh please that was like 12 years ago no ones going to care" "oh contraire my dear bro you see at the last bonfire I remember a litter spiked punch ands you were wasted." Dam I got him now.

" you wouldn't"

" yes, yes I would" and with that he shut up and I went up to bed

In my head I wonder if Seth was right. Was I an open book? Could I be read so easily? Well in the mist of another self centered monologue my phone rang

ugh. It was Paul since we broke up he's been dying for us to try and work it out he cheated on me with the school slut/cheer-crown stealing-cocksucking hoodrat Bella.

I walked in on them after prom in mine and Paul's hotel room I was going to give my virginity to him but after that I was so glad I hadn't.

"hey man wheres your sister" I heard from downstairs

" what r u doin here" seth said sounding angry

"That's none of your business now WHERES YOUR FUCKIN SISTER" I could tell it was Paul and he was pissy drunk and paul+drinking= hell for all around him evern those he loves so I knew this would turn out good.