Konichiwa, everybody! Today I am turning away from my comfort zone, and I'll be writing *gasp* a TWEWY fic! Actually, it's not that different from Bleach. I mean, they're almost kinda the same…ah, but wait! I will have some crossover projects between the two, so make sure to look out for that. But right now, I'm gonna have a funny little story, rated K+ for once. And BTW, I don't own TWEWY! Please remember that!

Neku grabbed the gun. He had never shot a gun before… and he felt so scared. He knew that everything hung in the balance of this game. He wouldn't be able to live with himself… if he failed. He was about to pull the trigger, when…

"Oy, Neku!", Beat yelled. "Whatchu doin' playing Time Crisis 4… blindfolded? And with Joshua?" Neku nodded. "I made a bet with him. If I win, he owes me a new set of headphones." Beat stared. "And if ya lose?" Neku shuddered. "Please, don't remind me."

Unfortunately for Neku, he sucked. His shots went wild, simply because he really was impaired with the blindfold on. For Joshua, however, it was easy as pie, considering that with his heightened senses shooting targets on a screen was, ahem, child's play. After a miserable seven minutes for Neku, Joshua broke out into a wide grin. "And now, Neku," he whispered, "you must be my butler… for the month!" Neku let out a scream. "I thought you said it was only for today! What the hell?"

Yeah, really sucks, I know. I wanted to parody that last ending scene, and I like playing Time Crisis, so… anyways, just please review!!