Hey Tekken Fans
Well if you all don't know, What I'm best at is writing perodies and I was listening to The Slimshady Lp
and, Oh, The perodies that came to me; But this seemed to be the best one.
~Serena-Chan
Disclaimers apply to all the fics I write.
Guilty Conscience
Meet Eddy 23 years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going
He decides to rob Heihachi
But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly Jin's parents come into play
Jun: All right stop Now before your walking through the door of Heihachi house and up to his floor you
Better think of the consequence
Eddy: Who are you
Jun: I'm Jin's mother, your conscience
Kaz: That's nonsense
Go in grab his cash and run to Anna's crib
And borrow her red dress and one of her brown wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Nina's razor blades
Jun: Yeah but if it all goes through like it suppose to the whole Tekken crew knows you and they'll
expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at Heihachi he's older than dirt
Kaz: Fuck that
Do that shit
Kill that bitch
Can you afford to blow that shit
Are you that rich
Why do you give a fuck if he dies?
Are you that bitch?
Do you think he gives a fuck if you were in pris?
Jun: Eddy don't do it its not worth it to risk it
Eddy: your Right
Jun : Not over this shit
Kaz(to Jun): STOP
Jun: Drop your fists
Eddy: I will
Jun: Don't even listen to Kaz, Ed, he's bad for you
Kaz: You know what Jun I don't like your attitude
Meet Jin 21 years old
After being reunited with Ling in Tekken 4
Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
Once again his parents come into play
Kaz: now listen to me while you're kissing her cheek and smearing her lipstick slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe
Jun: mentally this girls only 15 years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her its not fair
Kaz: yo Look at her bush does it got hair?
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare impregnate her and in nine months a little devil will be
here
Jun: Kazuya haven't we been through this
Kaz: Yes, but I got spread devil blood no excuses
Jun: Jin, you wanna get hauled off to jail
Kaz: fuck it hit this shit raw Jin and bail
Meet Nina
A 23 year old assassin
After coming home from a hard days work she walks through the door of her trailer park home
To find Lee in bed with Anna
Jun: All right calm down, relax start breathing
Kaz: Fuck that shit you just caught this bitch cheatin
While your tying to kill me she's with lee trying get off
Fuck slittin her throat cut this bitch's head off
Jun: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit
Kaz: What she tripped, fell, landed on his dick
Jun: All right Mishima maybe he's right Nina but think about your father before you get all bothered
Kaz: okay thought about it still wanna grab her stab Lee and kill Anna with hammer
That's what I did be smart don't be a retard are you gonna take advice from someone who fucked
devil me
JUN: WHAT'D YOU SAY
Kaz: Whats wrong didn't think I remember
Jun: Im a kill you mother fucker
Kaz: uh un Temper Temper
Mrs. J, Mrs. save Animals today, Mrs.J.K come in straight out of nature yall better make way
How the fuck are you gonna tell Nina not to be violent
Jun: cause she don't need go the same route that you did
Been their done that aww screw it what am I sayin. Shoot um both Nina where's your gun at.
The end.
Not the best, but hay, tell me what you think and suggestions are always welcome
Well if you all don't know, What I'm best at is writing perodies and I was listening to The Slimshady Lp
and, Oh, The perodies that came to me; But this seemed to be the best one.
~Serena-Chan
Disclaimers apply to all the fics I write.
Guilty Conscience
Meet Eddy 23 years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going
He decides to rob Heihachi
But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly Jin's parents come into play
Jun: All right stop Now before your walking through the door of Heihachi house and up to his floor you
Better think of the consequence
Eddy: Who are you
Jun: I'm Jin's mother, your conscience
Kaz: That's nonsense
Go in grab his cash and run to Anna's crib
And borrow her red dress and one of her brown wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Nina's razor blades
Jun: Yeah but if it all goes through like it suppose to the whole Tekken crew knows you and they'll
expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at Heihachi he's older than dirt
Kaz: Fuck that
Do that shit
Kill that bitch
Can you afford to blow that shit
Are you that rich
Why do you give a fuck if he dies?
Are you that bitch?
Do you think he gives a fuck if you were in pris?
Jun: Eddy don't do it its not worth it to risk it
Eddy: your Right
Jun : Not over this shit
Kaz(to Jun): STOP
Jun: Drop your fists
Eddy: I will
Jun: Don't even listen to Kaz, Ed, he's bad for you
Kaz: You know what Jun I don't like your attitude
Meet Jin 21 years old
After being reunited with Ling in Tekken 4
Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
Once again his parents come into play
Kaz: now listen to me while you're kissing her cheek and smearing her lipstick slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe
Jun: mentally this girls only 15 years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her its not fair
Kaz: yo Look at her bush does it got hair?
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare impregnate her and in nine months a little devil will be
here
Jun: Kazuya haven't we been through this
Kaz: Yes, but I got spread devil blood no excuses
Jun: Jin, you wanna get hauled off to jail
Kaz: fuck it hit this shit raw Jin and bail
Meet Nina
A 23 year old assassin
After coming home from a hard days work she walks through the door of her trailer park home
To find Lee in bed with Anna
Jun: All right calm down, relax start breathing
Kaz: Fuck that shit you just caught this bitch cheatin
While your tying to kill me she's with lee trying get off
Fuck slittin her throat cut this bitch's head off
Jun: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit
Kaz: What she tripped, fell, landed on his dick
Jun: All right Mishima maybe he's right Nina but think about your father before you get all bothered
Kaz: okay thought about it still wanna grab her stab Lee and kill Anna with hammer
That's what I did be smart don't be a retard are you gonna take advice from someone who fucked
devil me
JUN: WHAT'D YOU SAY
Kaz: Whats wrong didn't think I remember
Jun: Im a kill you mother fucker
Kaz: uh un Temper Temper
Mrs. J, Mrs. save Animals today, Mrs.J.K come in straight out of nature yall better make way
How the fuck are you gonna tell Nina not to be violent
Jun: cause she don't need go the same route that you did
Been their done that aww screw it what am I sayin. Shoot um both Nina where's your gun at.
The end.
Not the best, but hay, tell me what you think and suggestions are always welcome