Introducing, Silly Songs with Demigods:
Nico's Rap Jam (inspired by The Mark of Athena):
once upon a time, there was a little boy,
He used to like Mythomagic which was a brand new toy,
He used to hang out with his sister/ and Percy came in,
And now she is dead and he's only got one kin,
Oooh/ I'm jamming in the jar,
Eat'n my seeds,
Can't wait to get a car,
To fulfill all my needs,
PEACE!
Oooh/ I'm jamming in the jar,
All I do is sleep,
Can't wait to get a car,
I really want a jeep,
PEACE!
I'm that little boy, whose kin had died,
And now I've got the Doors of Death to find,
UH-OH!
Now I am stuck in a jar,
It's so crowded; I can't go too far,
I don't want to turn into Nico Jam,
But I'm telling you this/ I'm really craving some ham,
Oooh/ I'm jamming in the jar,
Eat'n my seeds,
Can't wait to get a car,
To fulfill all my needs,
PEACE!
Oooh/ I'm jamming in the jar,
All I do is sleep,
Can't wait to get a car,
I really want a jeep,
PEACE!
**Starts yelling** GET ME OUTA HERE! GOTTA GET OUTA HERE! GET ME OUTA HERE! GOTTA GET OUTA HERE! TIRAMI FUORI DI QUI!
That would be "get me out of here" in Italian, just so you know, mortals.
Oooh/ I'm jamming in the jar,
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: He's jamming in the jar.
Eat'n my seeds,
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: Nom, nom, nom.
Can't wait to get a car,
Hazel: What?! Oh no you di-ent! Yo not even old enough to get a car!
Really, Hazel? I thought you were my sister!
Hazel: I am!
**Rolls eyes** To fulfill all my needs,
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: He's got needs!
Oooh/ I'm jamming in the jar,
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: He's jamming in the jar.
Eat'n my seeds,
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: Oooh/ anorexic!
Wait! You guys aren't even real!
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: We're so fake!
No, seriously, get out of my head!
Hazel: Ain't gonna happen, brotha!
Annabeth: I just love to irritate him through his dreams!
Piper: O-M-G, Hazel, that dress is soooo cute!
Hazel: Thank you!
Girls, your embarrassing me.
Hazel: In front of whom?
The mortals.
Piper: … Nico… You really need to get rid of that avatar jacket.
*blinks* Get out of my mind.
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: He's jamming in the jar!
*Bites lip* All I do is sleep!
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: zzzzzzzzzzz
Can't wait to get a car!
Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: Route 666!
I really want a jeep!
Piper, Hazel, Annabeth, and Nico Di Angelo: PEACE!
That was Silly Songs with Demigods. Tune in next time for "The Water Buffalo Song" by Percy Jackson.