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I was on the computer when I heard a crash.
Esme: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Carlisle: What is wrong?
Esme: Jasper and Emmett are fighting they broke the T.V.
Emmett: I will kill you!
Me: *Whistles loudly*
Everyone freezes.
Me: Ok now… what happened?
Emmett: He lit my car on fire!!
Jasper: He lit my room on fire!!!!
Me: Who had a lighter???
Emmett: Uhhhh.
Me: Right.
Esme: My house…
Carlisle: *Sigh*
Esme: The rest of the family is going out. I want this house spotless when we get back. Is that clear?
Emmett: Yeah
Jasper: Yep
Esme: Ok let's go guys.
Latter That Night
Esme: OH MY GOD!!
Me: *Whistles*
Edward: Whoa.
The house was on FIRE!!!
Edward: I will go call the fire department…
The sound of the phone dialing.
Fireman: Yes.
Edward: Umm our house is on fire.
Edward runs down to the street still on the phone.
Me: Uh…
5 min latter and the fire truck finally got here apparently they got lost.
Fireman: Hello my name is Chuck. Um how did your house catch on fire?
Me: *Sigh*
Esme: We left two GROUNDED kids at home alone.
Me: Whispers to low for humans to hear: Biggest mistake ever!
Edward: *Chuckles*
Emmett It was an accident.
Me: Then why are you holding a jug of gasoline in one hand? And why is Jasper holding the lighter?
Emmett: Uh…
Me: Exactly.
Edward: You should think about becoming a lawyer.
Me: Ok. But that is not important.
The Next Morning
Me: At least we had money far a motel.
Edward: Yeah.
Noon
I was left alone with Emmett.
I fell asleep.
I woke up with the motel on fire.
I ran out as fast as I could with out breaking human speed.
When I got out I realized I had a jug of gas in one hand and a lighter in the other
Me: Uh I didn't do it.
Emmett: I saw her do it.
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Love,
Renesmee Your Little Half & Half