INUYASHA'S NEW WEAPONS

disclaimer-i don't own inuyasha

myoga-master inuyasha! master inuyasha! i just discovered the newest and best weapons available!
inu-so what are they?
myoga-i cant tell you. nobody or spirit could ever speak the unimaginable power the new weapons hold. i put them in your new demon proof pack.
inu-um...myoga.
myoga-what?
inu-IF IT'S DEMON PROOF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TOUCH IT!
myoga-okay...i'll get a new one. any way when you get your new pack it will have your new weapons in it. but in the mean time i'll need your sword.
inu-why?
myoga-um...i don't really know. um...for your inconvenience i guess.any way.
inu-fine! here.
myoga-wonderful!

---1 hour later---

myoga-here is your pack master inuyasha.
inu-thanks.bye!
myoga-bye! wait where are you going?
inu-mirokou found a demon gofer in the valley over there!
myoga-okay.
inu-(runs to the gofer demon)
mirokou-inuyasha! help i can't fend him off any longer!
inu-um, mirokou it's just staring at you.
mirokou-oh.
demon gofer-this is easy.
inu-i'm going to kill you with my new weapons (grabs weapons out of pack) ladels? MYOGA! how am i going to kill a demon with ladels.
uh well i'll improvise. DIE! (beat gofer with ladels) DIE!
gofer-i give! i give!

to be continued...