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O greasy son of Gondor,

Your hair it is like scum,

O greasy son of Gondor,

It would even shock your mum,

O greasy son of Gondor,

Water your hair repels,

O greasy son of Gondor,

In fact it really smells,

O greasy son of Gondor,

May your grease shine on,

O greasy son of Gondor,

We miss you now you're gone.