GAILARDIA GALAN GARDIOS
DUKE OF GARDIOS
House of Gardios, Grand Chokmah, Malkuth Empire
Ifritday Gnome-Decan 38, ND 2022
Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear
Princess of the Kingdom of Kimlasca
Castle, Baticul, Kingdom of Kimlasca
Salutations, Princess:
I understand that there is mounting pressure upon you, the aforementioned Princess of Kimlasca to whom this letter and attached resume are addressed, in order to produce the rightful heir's rightful heir to the throne. As a member of the nobility in Malkuth who is of the appropriate social standing in order to be considered, I would not only bring competence and excellence to this position but also an opportunity for that most elusive state our nations have been striving to attain for centuries- peace.
Following an extensive period of time in which I studied the mannerisms of the noble and the quirks of the rich, I am seeking a professional opportunity in which my newfound eccentricities, longtime affability, and natural charm can benefit your kingdom and yourself. With this goal in mind, I have attached a resume outlining my capabilities and experience.
Within said resume, you will note these particular skillsets:
Outstanding problem-solving skills, as well as the ability to soothe and console everyone from a battle-weary archer to a finicky and spoiled ruling member
Excellent organizational, interpersonal, and communication skillswith the flexibility and experience of one who has found himself in various stations of life, including fast-paced battle environments and tense diplomatic discussions
Superior ability to concurrently manage numerous nobleswhile pre-empting criticisms and meeting servitude standards set by the House of Fabre and yourself
A hands-on team member and critical thinkerwho can quickly adjust to new battle formations, develop effective military strategies, and exercise discretion when certain archers of the party experience elevated heart rates that may have been caused by myself
Proven capacity to successfully render archers speechlessdue to my ridiculously well-groomed appearance, raw animal magnetism, graceful desirability and our maddeningly irresistible chemistry
Further qualifications attached to my name include rebuilding a noble household, establishing noble contacts across both nations, kowtowing to said nobles for many years beforehand, and an in-depth knowledge of how you like your eggs for breakfast. The stem of all relevant experience was a tragic incident in my childhood, which has shaped me into a man who is simultaneously deeply complex and wounded, as well as eager for the opportunity to find true love. For these reasons and more, I believe that all other candidates will pale in comparison to me and all other prospective partners will pale in comparison to you.
Given my sincere interest, cute butt, classic good looks, and knowledge of everything about you, from the cause of each of your delighted laughs to how to make you sigh with exasperated amusement, I believe I have the capabilities and earnest appeal that you are looking for. An opportunity like this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance that will not appear again for either of us and I would not hesitate for a second at the thought of spending as much time and effort as is required in order to try to win your heart. Thank you for your consideration, and I look forward to meeting with you.
Sincerely,
Duke Gailardia Galan Gardios