Hi my name is Mr. Darcy and I am an introverted loser who does not like people because of my obscene introvertedness. I ALSO HAPPEN TO ALSO APPEAR VERY RUDE AND UNFRIENDLY BECAUSE OF THIS BUT DEEP DOWN I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED. Hey, did you see that Elizabeth the other day? Meow. What a fox. Mr. Bingley is also a fox, but I do not like him like that. He is my friend. I would even be tempted to call him my best friend for life. People should abbreviate that phrase. Hm, I think I'll present it at the next uppity, handsome, and rich men meeting. BFFL, I will call it. Biffle… just kind of rolls off of the tongue.
'till next time,
Fitzwiggles.