Author's Note: Just a crack fic I wanted to do about Fubuki. It does contain some spoilers for season two (actually, from episode 47 and beyond), although nothing really. It's kind of a parody of Fubuki's...ahem...introduction.

What's Up There?

By: Sailor Moonac

Fubuki sighed heavily as he walked through Duel Academy in his only Obelisk Blue uniform, passing by various girls in very white uniforms. Most girls stared on ahead with determined eyes, and didn't even bat an eyelash at Fubuki.

'This Association of White...even my sister.'

Fubuki spotted Momoe and Junko in their white uniforms and smiled slightly. He smoothed his hair down and smiled a full smile. 'Well, let's see if even those two are affected by this obsession with purifying the world.'

Fubuki walked in front of Momoe and Junko and flashed them a smile. "Hello ladies."

Junko and Momoe stared at Fubuki.

'Hard audience huh?'

Fubuki raised his right arm and used his index finger to point upward. "What's up there?"

Both girls looked up.

"The lights," said Momoe.

"The ceiling," said Junko.

Fubuki face faulted, and regained his composure near immediately. "Beyond that."

"The second floor."

"Uhh...again, beyond that..." Fubuki tried to regain his cool pose and continued pointing upward.

"The third floor."

"The fourth floor."

"The storage room."

"The roof."

"The sky."

"The Moon."

"Space."

"How much further higher do we have to go?"

A vein was visible on Fubuki's face as he looked at the two girls with their empty stares. "Uhh...connotatively."

"..." Both girls were silent for a few moments after their interchanging verbal spout. "Heaven."

Fubuki smiled brightly. "Now say that in Japanese!"

"Ten?"

Fubuki turned away from the girls and started to turn back around to face the two girls, shaking his butt and pointing upward in the process. When he faced the girls again, flashed a thumbs-up and winked at them. "Join!"

The wind could be heard outside with the distinct sound of "ahou(idiot)" in the pursuing silence. Both girls blinked at him and walked away on either side of him.

Fubuki stared after the two girls. "Curse that Association of Light!"

Yeah, if you haven't seen the Japanese version or if you don't know how Fubuki did his introduction in episode 47, then you won't get the joke of it. And incase you don't know or remember, Tenjoin is Fubuki's and Asuka's last name. Fubuki always writes his name as "10 Join."

Sailor Moonac