Jerry the Dinosaur
(Also known as how the dinosaurs became extinct)
Chapter One: The first chapter
So, a long time ago there were these really cool lizard guys that walked around eating eachother, they were called dinosaurs and they couldn't write or anything so we don't have any books or stuff from them. Scientists dig around and find their bones, so thats how we know they were here. This is the story of one of those dinosaurs, his name was Jerry.
So one day Jerry was hanging around with his dino-friends at the local hot-spot. Jerry, being a Plesiosaur, was obviously an attractive fellow. Jerry was showing off his rad rollerskating skills to all the good-looking bitchasaurs, when suddenly a loud roar was heard from the treeline. Suddenly a large green dinosaur stepped out, he was holding a skateboard and wearing sick-ass sunglasses, this awesome dude was a T-rex named Stan, but he liked to be called, "Swaggasaurus-Rex", Jerry hated Swaggasaurus.
Jerry sat down as Swaggasaurus busted out some sweet dance moves and all the bitchasaurs swooned. Jerry got fed up and turned to his best bud Nathan. Nathan was an orange-brown Triceratops with a rockin' mohawk. With his friends full attention Jerry said, "Let's blow this load" and they headed home.