KM: Ah ha! You two will have some fun in this story well better said Naru-chan

Ita: .... I don't want to know

Naru: Has it something to to do with S.....

KM: slaps hand for Naru's mouth Yes and now be quiet! Weasel do the disclaimer!

Ita: Wish you would die

KM: Dito

Ita: sigh KM does NOT own Naruto and that is better so since we all know what would have happened

KM: BUT my youthfull friend I OWN this youthfull story

Chapter 1

"talking"

`thinking´

Kyuubi talking

Kyuubi thinking

Summary: It's one year in the training trip from our beloved Naru-chan with Ero-sennin. Naru is alone in the wild to train on a new jutsu while the Akatsuki come and kidnap him. Meanwhile is Jiraiya at the onsen to do his oh so lovely `research´ and he ,too, is attacked though he can't help his student. But what will Tsunade say when she hears about this? And what about the Akatsuki will they will survive this? And Gaara? How will he take it that his beloved Otouto went missing? Konoha will it survive it when the allies know what happened to Naru-chan? Will they cancel the alliance? And what's with Fruity-chan? And why am I asking you all this question? Damn a next one!?

It was a norma day. The birds chirped, sun shone and no cloud on the sky to show that it would rain. In the forest near the river stood a lone figure who did some strange seals with his hands. There is no doubt that this person is a ninja. He as blonde hair that's spiky and wild. You would guess that no comb or brush could tame it. He is blue eyes as clear as the sky and six whiskers marks. Three on each cheek. His Hite-ite(sp?) he wore on his left biceps. He wears black baggy pants but not to baggy to hinder his movements. On his left tight is his kunai pouch and he wears a crimson shirt. On his right arm he has a tattoo. It looks like a fox and wolf who fight. The fox has night tails and the wolf six (KM: That's my FF when you don't like it that way then leave. And I will not make Naruto super smart or strong. That's too cliché). The fox has red eys and the wolf blue.

"GOD DAMN IT WHY?!WHEN GET ERO-SENNIN IN MY HANDS I WILL CHOP OFF HIS BALLS AND(SENSOR) (SENSOR) (SENSOR) AND THEN I WILL (SENSOR) (SENSOR)" yelled the blonde youth who it seemed to have a great grudge against someone -coughjiraiyachough- that he wished for his death or want to torture him that bad.

I am sooo proud of you Kit -here Kyuubi wipes away anime tears- You truly have learned under me

`Well it's no wonder you are the one who trains me after all. And no the mother fucker of a bastard does NOT count. He always goes off and let me alone though he can do his 'research'. He only gave me the scrolls and didn't show me the jutsus you are the one fox!´ the Kit said.

Naruto don't you think I know that. I don't understand how the old hag can trust him. I mean he let ALMOST die 109 times since we are on this training trip the great beast sighed at this. It clearly remembered the days as if they happened only hours ago and not days or weeks. It was true Jiraiya really didn't do any thing. He only gives Naruto scrolls to train and then leaves. Naruto had come to him in the first week after he finished the first scroll. It had held Genjutsu. Well he really wasn't a genius in it but nonetheless he had understood it.

He remembered the day when the brat had come to him. It was rather amusing for him to the least. He really hadn't thought that the brat would have this much guts back then. When he remembered the days when trembled because of him in fear. Well anyways it was a day quite like this when he remembered correctly.

FLASHBACK (KM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Naruto and Jiraiya had stopped at near town to Konoha though the old pervy sage could do his `research´. Yeah right... anyways he gave Naruto a scroll about Genjutsu with the reason that he is bad at that field from Jutsu. Well it's true a baby would be better in Genjutsu then Naruto. But what truly disappointed him was that Jiraiya just left him alone in the forest by the out squirt. He didn't give any advise what to do to improve his skills or what he did do false whatsoever. He let out a sigh as Jiraiya was quite a distance away and then began to read this damn scroll. It was nothing new to him. It was pretty much the same they taught at the Academy. The only new thing was that there was a list from Genjutsus he could teach himself on his own. Like he did when he was younger or the time when he did learn Rasengan without the help from that old senile Sensei of his.

Well Kakashi was better than Ero-sennin in fact and Kakashi hardly taught him any thing. So here he was somewhere deep in the woods far away from the town where no doubt about that let get himself drunk out of his mind with HIS money... again. He sighed and sat on a rock that and began to read that damn scroll. What he surely doubted would help him in his Genjutsu problem. He knew quite well that he is an idiot in that subject but that didn't hinder him to become a ninja. It was a week or sou later that he was getting bored and tried something he thought he would never do in his life. NEVER.

He sat himself in the middle if the clearing. He shifted for a short time till he was comfortable and shut his eyes. He began to breath deep in and out. He let himself carry away while he meditate. That was really something that he would never do. He did not have the temper to do this. He was too full of energy and had bounce off. That was his problem in the academy too but didn't let break him down one moment. It was an hour or though when he found himself on the opposite side from the cage where the Kyuubi No Kitsuen was imprison.

"Well didn't accept to land here" he said and shrugged with the shoulders. Then a thought struck him. The damn fur ball was too quiet for his licking though he went in front of the cage and sure enough there he laid. The almighty Kyuubi No Kitsune lay there snoring with a bubble from his nose. He had to suppress a laughter but it didn't work out and he burst out laughing when the Kitsune began to run his sleep. The laughter echoed off of the halls in the sweyer and the Kitsune awoke with a start.

WTF?! the face of the Kitsune was priceless as Naruto looked at him and broke down again. Kyuuby was getting. How dare he?! That little brat don't shown any fear in front of me?! He should be scared shitless by now and with a booming voice he asked the brat. What is so funny brat?

"Yo-yo-you-hahahah-your f-f-f-fac-fa-hahahface w-w-w-wh-when y-yo-yo-hahahyou hahahah hah-ha-h-had hahaha s-s-s-slept!" he gasped out and then broke down again when he saw the confused look in the face of the Kyuubi. After some time he had calmed down. Finally was Kyuubis' thought at this. "Ok I'm calm" he took a deep breath and stared at the over grown Kitsune in front of him. He tried it he really did but it was to no avail he just HAD TO laugh. He could probably never in his entire life look in his face ever again with the same he had done before over so often.

Kyuubi grew impatient and began to growl at Naruto for his behavior. I mean come on who would laugh direct in front of the face from king of the Bjous? Nobody well except Naruto that is. His growl grew louder with each passing seconds. Well too bad for him that Naruto could not hear him thanks to his laughter and the echo in the sweyer. After what felt like hours to Kyuubi -what in reality were just a few minutes- Naruto had calmed down.

SO?

"What so?" asked a dense Naruto with a question mark over his head. AH the wonder of your mind. Where everything comes reality when you there.

What do you want brat? I don't have all day long for you! And look into my eyes when you are taslking to me!? he demanded. But to no avail Naruto ignored and began to shift nervously on his place in front of the fluff ball.

"ehe we--we-well you see I had NOO idea I would land here when I meditate. Anyways when I'm already here why not do the best out of it? And since when do you have not all day long for me? I mean you are in my mind. You can't do any thing besides sulking in here" Kyuubi blinked once, twice and a third time. His vessel did have guts. First he's laughing HIM directly in the face and now wants something from him. That could be getting interesting when he plays his cards right.

What do you want baka? you could here in his voice that he was getting pissed. He really has some important things to do in here though hr don't know what exactly. Well he will think of some thing when the brat has left.

"well you could train and I KNOW you have NOTHING to do in here though why not train me then? And no you can't get out of this! Or do you really wan a weak vessel?" Damn he had him there. Kyuubi sighed that gaki is a nuisance. But he won't give him a break till he says yes. He loose though or though. In short Naruto has him on the balls. But the brat is right. He really don't want a weak a vessel though he has to train him. He already knew that that old fart of a Sannin will do nothing besides going on his `research´. Might as well do it he thought he has nothing to do but looking through his vessels eyes and that could getting kind of boring. But he wasn't sure with this. I mean we are talking here about Naruto when is something boring when he does it?

You won brat I will train but you have to do everything I tell you. Or that was it got it? he waited for a replay or a protest like he knew his vessel or the brat how he likes to call him that. He knew that he was doomed with Naruto as student but it was better then nothing right? Oh wrooong he will sure as hell learn that he should have said no.

"Yeah fluff ball!" Kyuubis' eyebrow twiched. That little brat when I wasn't in this bloody cage I would have already riped his throat out!Poor fluff ball. And that damn author too He too bad you can't and when you do it I will let wear you a pink a tutu and sing Mary had a little lamb. Kyuubi twitched more but that didn't interest the author.

FLASHBACK END (KM: FFFIIIIIIINNNNNAAALLLLLYYYY YAY)

Since it was training training and training. Kyuubi was sure as hell a slave driver. He let not one minute Naruto rest. He always had to train wherever, whenever and whatever he wanted. Hell he ,too, had to train in his dreams with the sadistic bastard. Thanks to the sadistic bastard how Naruto liked to call him now he was much better in Genjutsu. Well not as good as Itachi or Kurenai but it was good enough to help him his fights. He could dispose them easily now. And his Taijutsu was like that from Maito Gai when not better. But that wasn't a great surprise for the Kitsune when he taught him. Naruto had talent for this but in Ninjutsu was he better then in his other skills.

He was even better than he himself and that means something. Kyuubi had begun to teach Naruto Kenjtutsu but that was miracle to him. Naruto was good that he admit but he hadn't thought that he would like in Ninjutsu invention new styles like he does it with new jutsus. He sure was a jutsu crack. But he had shown it in the first week that he was eager to learn. And now here we are with that Naruto. The tattoo on Naruto is for his summons. He can summon foxes and wolves. The foxes is clear where he get it and the wolves he had get when he rescued one. It was rather funny after wards with that. And the old pervert has not one time asked what it meant.

And thanks to the fur ball too he can some jutsus without hand seals but that took at first a lot of chakra and concentration. He had begun to learn it three weeks ago and can do two jutsu without them. Sometimes Naruto what he had done deserve this punishment. He really was glad that he now had the fur ball that kept him company OHHH love you too Naru-chan Naruto rolled his eyes at that. Well he was better then the villagers and their stupidly. He sighed and thought how to get the old pervy sage back for this. He had learned more from the fox then Jiraiya could teach him inhis entire life and that means some thing.

But he ad all the time not noticed that he was being watched. And that from none other then the Akatsuki. Well Deidara to be exact. He didn't notice it until it was too late and Deidara had knocked him out with several clay birds. The only thought he had was `WTF?!´and then he blacked out. Well and it was easy too thanks to a certain fur ball that he was exhausted and hadn't any strength left to fight back.

Meanwhile was Jiraiya attacked by Hoshikage Kisame who had ambushed when he did his 'research'. Because of his cry of surprised noticed him the woman at the bathhouse and came to beat the bloody crap out of him. Kisame had a blank look and let the women do his work for him. Hey when he get this kind of help why not take it? Besides it helps him to save energy for the later part of his mission. Kisame had a smug grin his face. Who would have thought that a few mere females could beat the legendary Sannin, the toad sage and self named super pervert Jiraiya to a bloody pulp.

KM: Well here you go with the first chapter to my new Yaoi story

Ita: .... Why was I not mentioned?

KM: Because it is NOT the time! Anyways please R&R and have a good evening or whatever time it is