A Messed Up Vongola
Yo readers, this is my first time writing a fanfic.
I wasn't actually planning on writing a fanfic but thanks to my best friend who keeps on begging me to write one I got rid of my laziness to try writing one. I hope you will enjoy reading it ^^
Summary: What happens when the Vongola had their worst nightmare? What happens when they all switched bodies? How are they going to handle this messed up situation? Oh and 189669 is also involved! ;3
Disclaimer: I do not own KHR.
Chapter 1: The Moment It All Happened
It was very peaceful day in the Vongola mansion. The wind is blowing gently, the birds are singing, the sun is shining brightly, it was very peaceful, until, a certain explosion from the Vongola mansion broke the peacefulness.
"STUPID COW COME BACK HERE!"
"BLEHH! AHOUDERA, YOU WILL NEVER CATCH LAMBO-SAN!"
A certain brunette teen with brown eyes is chasing a silver haired teen with green eyes.
"Gokudera-kun, Lambo stop fighting already!"
A black haired teen that loves baseball is trying to calm the other two teens.
"WHY AM I SO SMALL TO THE EXTREME?!" screamed a five year old boy in a cow suit.
"Calm down senpai"
A silver haired teen with a plaster on his nose is trying to calm the screaming five year old boy.
"You stupid pineapple herbivore give me back my body"
"Kufufufu, it's not like I want your filthy body Skylark-kun"
A certain violent prefect and a sadistic pineapple haired illusionist are fighting with murderous auras around their body.
"E-etto Mukuro-sama I-I mean K-Kyoya and Kyoya e-eh I mean Mukuro-sama please stop fighting" begged a shy female illusionist.
You guys must be confused with what is happening right. So to make it less confusing let's see the flashback ^^.
~The flashback~
The tenth Vongola boss sighed as he stares at the pile of paper works that he has to do. Most of them are about his mist and cloud guardian that always fought and end up destroying the whole west part of the mansion.
'Hmm, I wonder where Reborn is, I'm pretty sure he's enjoying himself by seeing me suffer and just observing me with that sadistic smir-' and there goes another explosion.
Tsuna sighed and can already guess what's happening.
"Gokudera-kun is chasing Lambo, Hibari-san and Mukuro are fighting and Yamamoto and Onii-san are training, and again the same thing happened yesterday and the day before yesterday".
"UWAAA! DAME-TSUNA! AHOUDERA IS BULLYING LAMBO-SAN!"
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID COW AND STOP BEING SO DISRESPECTFUL TO JUUDAIME!"
Tsuna told his lightning guardian to stop crying and calmed his storm guardian down until his other guardian arrives.
"Omnivore why did you call me, if you called me for something unimportant, I'll bite you to death"
"Kufufu, that's right Sawada Tsunayoshi, me and Skylark-kun were having a pleasant fight just now and where is my dear Chrome?"
"Calm down you two, I'm sure Tsuna called all of us for a good reason, ne Tsuna?"
"THAT'S RIGHT TO THE EXTREME!"
Finally all the guardians have assembled accept for the female mist guardian.
"Chrome went to buy ingredients for dinner, anyways, the reason I called you all today is to talk about your behaviours. You know how much I'm suffering because of you guys?"
"Gomen Juudaime"
"Hmph, Lambo-san does what Lambo-san wants"
"Gomen Tsuna"
"Gomen Sawada"
"Hn"
"Kufufu"
Tsuna's guardians felt guilty well except for Lambo, Hibari and Mukuro.
Suddenly the door is slammed open very hard and an orange haired teen is revealed along with a blonde guy with a lollipop in his mouth next to him. (This time they weren't adults yet it's like when they appeared in the representative battle arc)
"What's wrong Shouichi-kun?"
"Me and Spanner finished our latest work and we want to show it to you"
Tsuna went to look at the item in Irie Shouichi's hand which is a glass box containing a mysterious purple gas.
"What can it do?" asked the curious brunette.
"Hmm, the formula stated that it can change your mind"
"Change your mind? What does that mean?"
"I'm not really sure myself, the formula seems interesting so I decided to make it" answered the technician.
Everyone in the room sweat dropped and stared at the technician.
"It's so pretty, Lambo-san wants to play with it and since the gas inside the box is purple it must be grape flavoured gas right?! Lambo-san wants grape flavoured gas!"
"Lambo stop playing around and it's not grape flavoured gas"
"Lambo-san wants it!"
The five year old grabs the technician's sleeves and he lost his balance and dropped the glass box.
The box fell with a loud crash and the purple gas covered the whole room.
After a while the smoke clears revealing a girl with an eye patch at the door.
"Tadaima, bossu" greeted the shy girl.
"Kufufu, my dear Chrome why didn't you tell me you were going shopping"
"E-eh? K-Kyoya? Why are you talking like Mukuro-sama?
"What are you talking about my dear Chrome? I am Muku- wait why am I seeing Skylark-kun instead of myself?"
"Pineapple herbivore…. Why are you in my body?" twitched the prefect.
"That's my body" twitched the male illusionist.
"Juudaime are you okay, wait, why do I feel so short"
"Gokudera-kun! You are in my body! Somehow I feel tall"
"Ano minna-san to make this easier, how about using a mirror?" the orange-haired technician takes out a mirror from his pocket and all the guardians except Chrome looked in the mirror.
-Moment of silence-
"HIEEE! I'M IN YAMAMOTO'S BODY"
*insert sparkly eyes and puppy ears and tail*
"I AM IN JUUDAIME'S BODY! This is such a great responsibility, don't worry Juudaime I will take care of your body like it is my own body!"
Tsuna and the others sweatdropped.
"He seems happy to be in my body" thought Tsuna.
"Bwahahaha! Lambo-san is in Ahoudera's body, it's time for Lambo-san to get his revenge"
"STUPID COW DON'T YOU DARE MESS AROUND WITH MY BODY"
"BLEEHH, Lambo-san can't hear you!"
"I FEEL SO SMALL TO THE EXTREME!"
"Eeh! Onii-san you're in Lambo's body!"
"Ahaha, I'm in Sasagawa-senpai's body and Tsuna is in my body, what a messed up situation"
From a tree nearby, sits a certain infant with a yellow pacifier and a chameleon.
"I wonder how Tsuna is going to handle this situation, the only thing I have to do is sit back and watch" smirked the infant.
~End of flashback~
"Minna-san please clam down"
"Shoichi, it's no use, they are all panicking"
While everyone is causing chaos and the two technicians are trying to calm them down, the confused Chrome Dokuro wanted to do something to help her friends.
"E-etto minna-san"
No one paid any attention to her and she felt like she has to do something, so Chrome decides to use her illusions to calm everyone down. She takes out her trident and casts an illusionary wave that washes the guardians to calm them down.
"Chrome, what did you do" complained the soaked 'rain guardian'.
"A-ah gomen b-bossu but everyone was creating a chaos so I decided to calm everyone down"
"Kufufu that's my dear Chrome"
Chrome felt weird seeing Hibari Kyoya acting like her master but she knew that she just has to bear with it.
(To make it easier here's the list of people who switched)
Mukuro in Hibari
Hibari in Mukuro
Lambo in Gokudera
Ryohei in Lambo
Gokudera in Tsuna
Tsuna in Yamamoto
Yamamoto in Ryohei
"IRIE SHOICHI THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR MAKING THAT STUPID PURPLE SMOKE AND STUPID COW WHY DID YOU BREAK THE GLASS!" screamed the short brunette. Everyone was shocked to see the gentle boss screaming to the technician and the 'storm guardian'.
"It's not Lambo-san's fault!" screamed 'Gokudera'.
"I know it's my fault and I'm sorry, Spanner and I will try our best to make the antidote so in the meantime you just have to get use to the body you are in"
"Kufufu Irie Shoichi, do you really think I can adapt to this disgusting body?"
"I'll bite you to death for involving me in this mess"
"Please calm down, I'll try my best to make the antidote as fast as possible but make sure no one knows that you guys switched bodies, me and Spanner have to go now, good luck!"
"Shoichi-kun wai- they're gone" sighed 'Yamamoto'.
"Bossu what are we going to do?"
"I guess we'll just have to do what Shoichi-kun says, I think we should stay in the mansion for now, tomorrow is a weekend anyways."
"Dokuro let's go" 'Mukuro' took Chrome's hand and dragged her away from the crowd followed by Hibird. Chrome blushed because of the sudden action.
"Kufufu Skylark-kun where do you you're going with my dear Chrome?"
'Mukuro' ignored the irritated 'Hibari' and continued dragging Chrome away from the crowd.
"Where is Hibari-san and Chrome going?"
"That prefect is probably taking Chrome somewhere, Hibari doesn't like to crowd anyways and he said he will bite whoever that interferes with him and Chrome to death"
*yawn* "Lambo-san wants to sleep"
"We should get some sleep, tomorrow is going be a long day"
"I'm tired TO THE EXTREME!"
"Tomorrow is going to be a long day indeed" thought 'the rain guardian'.
End of Chapter
So how was it? I'm pretty sure it was bad : Please review and give me tips on how to improve and I accept flames (negative comments) with an open heart because it's my first time anyways :)