Romantic Haikus

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Your boat, it is really big

I want some of this

Timothy McGee

You're so the most handsome geek

Would you marry me?

Sir, Director Vance

Let's go together to France

And do more than dance

Hot, sexy Tony

You don't have to be lonely

You make us horny

Dear, charming Ducky

With a man like you, we all

Want to get lucky

Good, little Jimmy

Dead bodies got much warmer

'Cause you're that steamy

Fornell, Tobias

Mysterious and intriguing

Grumpy man, my a**

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Ahhh, the poetry…