Emi: Here's a little drabble before bedtime X3
Pit: What is it about?
Emi: No spoilers! And it's really short compared to some of my other stories X3
Pit: Alright!
Link: Emi doesn't own SSB-series, LoZ or anything else but the plot and Emi.
Roy: ONTO DA DRABBLE!
Emi: *ThrowsRoyoutoflewindow*
Epic drabble
Ike, Link, Marth and Zelda were walking down the of Smash Mansion hallway towards the park. They were approaching Emi's room. They were going to ask her if she wanted to join them. They were outside Emi's room now, but she was not alone.
"Ah~ Right there! Ah~ feels so good!" they heard Emi say.
"Like this?" they heard Pit ask. Ike, Link, Marth and Zelda looked at each other.
"Yes, just like that," Emi said, surely delighted about something. Ike, Link and Marth busted the door open to see what was going on. Emi and Pit were sitting in Emi's bed, and Pit was scratching Emi's back. Both looked at the intruders.
"Something wrong?" they asked. Link and Ike looked embarrassed while Marth and Zelda laughed nervously.
"Well, we thought-," Link began, but was not able to finish. Ike sighed and leaned over, whispering what they had thought were happening. Pit and Emi looked disgusted.
"Ewwww! That's nasty!" both screamed.
"You wanna join us in the park?" Zelda asked.
"Okay!" Emi said, smiling.
"Let's go," Pit said.
Then they left.
The end
Emi: Here you go!
Pit: What?
Emi: I said; here you go!
Pit: No, I mean the drabble, it doesn't make any sense!
Emi: I know! That's why I wrote it!
Link: You don't make any sense, nobody's gonna like the drabble.
Emi: You hate me! *Runs away*
Roy: Go comfort her.
Link: Okay.
Pit: Bye!