Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Truth or Dare
Chapter 1: The New Game
Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, Ahsoka Tano, Padme Amidala, Yoda, Mace Windu, Siri Tachi, Shaak Ti, Aayla Secura and Kit Fisto were sitting in Jedi Temple. It was rather boring for the group and they decided to play some games. Anakin suggested sparring exercises. The problem with that was that nobody else wanted sparing.
-Lets meditate-suggested Yoda
Everyone was against that idea. People started arguing on what they should do. Padme suggested dancing, Obi Wan- chess, Kit Fisto- swimming, but all those ideas were turned down.
-How about we play truth or dare?-suggested Ahsoka
-How do you play that game?-asked people
-Well, when I was a youngling our clan invented a game where one person is asked to choose to tell a truth or perform a dare.
-All right then-people agreed, lets play this youngling's game
Ahsoka decided to go first since she was the one who suggested the game.
-Master Yoda, truth or dare?
-Hmm, choose dare I this time.
-Say ten times "silly old little green troll I am"
Ahsoka laughed. She waited very long for that. Yoda got embarrassed. He decided to be brave enough and repeated the phrase ten times. After that it was Yoda's turn.
-Hmm, Master Windu, truth or dare?
-I decide to tell a truth
-Do you ever laugh?
Mace hesitated. If he would tell yes, his reputation would be ruined. If he were to tell no, people would say he is too strict.
-Sometimes. Now, Skywalker, truth or dare?
-Dare- Anakin did not hesitate. He was not in the mood to be asked if he was married or not.
-I dare you to go and meditate for an hour.
No one like that idea, especially Anakin. He stood up and went in his room. He sat there for an hour meditating. He was getting bored and he did not like that. After an hour has passed, Anakin returned to the room.
-Ok, now is my turn. But for this one, I would kindly ask Masters Yoda and Windu to go out for a walk.
Yoda looked puzzled but the two left the room. Anakin got a great one to ask Obi Wan.
-So, Obi Wan, truth or dare?
-Truth
-Which woman do you love?
- That is a too personal question, Anakin and besides it is against the code.
-I know, but I also know that when I was a padawan of yours, you sometimes disappeared during the night and went to visit someone I presume, and in the morning you had some perfume smell all over you.
All other present people looked at the Negotiator in shock(!!!). They did not know that Obi Wan was so naughty.
-Master Kenobi, please tell us, we are playing the game. And we will not tell Master Yoda or Master Windu.
-Ok, it is Master Tachi
Everyone in the room looked at Obi Wan at first and then at Siri. They were still recovering from the shocking news they received from Obi Wan.
-I will get my revenge- Obi Wan told Anakin
-But it is not Jedi way-Anakin laughed
-Boys, chill out-said Ahsoka. –You are overreacting. Relax.
-Ok, padawan.
-Well, Padme truth or dare?
-Dare-Padme was not to reveal her secret.
However, it was precisely what Obi Wan wanted. He waited for this and laughed.
-You will tell everyone that you are married to a certain Jedi, a friend of mine.
Obi Wan looked at Anakin. Anakin jaw dropped.
-Prove it!-he screamed.
-That is not difficult. You know, when living with a padawan, you share email and mail. And you received too many letters from Padme. I wondered what it was all about and once I opened one. It said,
"Dear Anakin,
…
Your loving wife Padme Amidala Skywalker".
-You dared to look at my mail?
-If you could not recall, there are no secrets between a Master and his or her padawan, so I could do it.
Anakin looked rather sad.
-You did not finish your bet Padme. You will need to go to some communication center and tell that you are married to Anakin.
Padme knew she had to do it. She left it. Anakin now got angry and attacked his former master, two men wrestled. The other Jedi thought and soon joined. Yoda and Mace returned after a walk and saw that all Jedi who played in the game were laying exhausted on the floor and that Padme was missing.
-A disturbance in the Force I feel-said Yoda
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Please review! And suggestion on the dares would be appreciated too. Heh heh, poor Obi Wanand Anakin! Lol