Me: We have a friend named Ella
Yesi: Who is perverted
Me: Who told us a joke
Yesi: And decided... it would be a joke Shigure would say... so here it is
The Girl and the Rubber Ducky
"Hm... I'm impressed..." Said Hatori as he watched Shigure write, "You're actually writing"
"Well, I'm writing a joke book!" Shigure exclaimed, "Want to hear the latest joke I've written?"
"No" Said Hatori.
"Of Course!" Ayame exclaimed and Hatori sighed.
"Okay then!" Shigure exclaimed, "There was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out of town, so they had to hire a baby sitter. When they did, they told him that he had to do whatever their daughter wanted and then left. So later, the babysitter said he was going to take a shower and the little girl asked him if she could go with him. Since he had to do whatever she said, he told her yes..." Hatori stared at Shigure with shock and Ayamehad his usual smile, "Okay... why are you staring at me like that...? It's not what you think, Hatori. You're so dirty"
"Continue..." Said Ayame.
"Oh yes, so... the little girl and the babysitter got in the shower when the girl noticed something and she pointed at his 'thing' and asked 'What's that?' The babysitter told her it was a rubber ducky and so she asked him is she could play with it. He told her yes uneasily. And then later at night the baby sitter had to go to sleep and the girl asked if she could sleep with him. He said yes, the little girl was scared so she went under the covers. Then she asked him again, 'What's that?' and again he told her it was a rubber ducky. She again asked him if she could play with it and again, he said yes uneasily. The next morning, there was blood everywhere and the parents asked the little girl what had happened. And the little girl answered them, 'The rubber ducky squirted at me, so I cut it's head off" He finished and started giggling, Ayame started laughing...
And Hatori was speechless.
T-H-E E-N-D :D
Yesi: I can't stop laughing at that damn joke
Me: Lol I kno... Imma ask Ella if she knows anymore jokes... :P lol XD
