If I were in the YYH series...
The New Girl?
CHAPTER 1!!!
Koenma- Today you will meet a new crew member. Her name is Megumi. She doesn't like to be pissed off so watch your back Yuske and Kuwabara... She'll be here soon.
Hiei- Do you Have her profile? (Like I would trust her... ME... TRUST...BOLONGA!!!)
Koenma- Yeah, sure, OGREEEE!!!
A rather large ugly dude comes sprinting into Koenma's office almost tripping over his rather large feet (rather... what a funny word... HA!)
A/N- When a person is thinking I put it in parenthesis, why? Because I felt like it... GOT IT?!?!?!?! I also put actions in brackets...why? Because I felt like it... GOT IT?!?!?!?!... Good... Mwhahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!
George- Yes, Lord Koenma sir!!
Koenma- Do a profile search on American Spirit Detective- Megumi... CHOP, CHOP!!
George- Yes Koenma sir!! salutes and runs away (Asshole...)
Koenma- This might take a while... He's so slow... (I should find a faster more intellegent person that kisses my ass more...)
George- Koenma!! I have located her profile!! Have I taken too long?!?!?!?! If I did I am sorry... I did not mean to do so!!!
Koenma- Stop groveling and hand it over!!!
George- I am sorry!! I am sorry!! I am sorry!! gives a manella envelope with the American Flag on it
Koenma- THIS IS THE WRONG ONE!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! THIS IS A LIST OF ALL THE AMERICAN SPIRIT DETECTIVES!!
George- !! Holy crap!! I am sorry!! I am sorry!! I am sorry!! runs away
Koenma- It is hard to find good help these decades...
Kurama- ... Uhhhh... May I be of service?
Yusuke- Well you're late...
Kurama- I have been here the whole time...
Yusuke- WHY DON'T YOU TALK ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?
Kurama- Well maybe I don't feel like it...
Kuwabara- Hn...
Hiei- That's my line!!! Line theif!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!!
George- HERE!! HERE IS THE REAL FILE!!! (I hope...)
Koenma- It better be... opens the evnelope Yep... this is it.
Hiei- Took long enuough. Hn. takes folder thingy (wow... she's HOT! I wonder if I have a chance...)
Yusuke- Hmph. I don't trust her... she sounds like a real bitchy Keiko but worse.
Kurama- (Wow! She's a redhead... short hair... i can live wit that... hmmmm... maybe... Nah...)
Botan- Kurama, is she your relative or sumthin'? She looks a lot like you...
Kurama- Well, no.
A short redheadded girl about the size of Hiei wearing tightish jeans and a v-neck short sleeve shirt enteres the office(I lurve that outfit)
Megumi- Yo...
A/N- I changed my name to a different name to protect my secret identity... I am actually just a normal everyday SUPER HERO!! Not...
Hiei blushes
Botan- Nice to meet you! :) You are even cuter in person!!
Megumi- Uhh... Hi. Thanks. DON'T call me cute...
Megumi- walks over to Yusuke and Kuwabara Ah... There you are... you must be the two idiots, Yusuke and Kuwabara.
Yusuke- really sarcastic Well then you must be the smart ass.
Kuwabara- same tone in sarcasm Yeah...
Megumi- points right index finger at Yusuke Don't make me use it! It's WAY more powerful than yours!!!
Hiei- (Ahhh... fiesty!)
Koenma- Now, now, Megan, you promised... no blood on my new carpet!!
Megumi- So... What's the deal?
.... to be continued when I get around to it... probably next month or so... If I feel like it... See yuh!
This is my first Fan Fic so, uh I hope you will like it and don't flame it... too much... For I will hunt you down and kill you and make it look like an accident... let's just say I'm Irish and get pissed off easily... mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Thanks!!!