The Hokage giggled at the sight before her. Graffiti covered the Hokage monument, and it wasn't hard to think up the culprit. She sighed, turning towards the boy bowing on his hands and knees in front of her, shaking like a leaf. She tapped her foot, hands on her hips.
The black haired boy looked up in fear, only to avert his onyx eyes from the irritated gaze of the woman above him.
"So, what is your answer, Shisui-san?"
"I-I'm sorry, Hokage-sama! B-but I didn't do anything to your face-"
"Yes, I see that..." She drawled, holding in her laughter at the trembling figure before her. "But you need to understand that to disrespect one Kage is to disrespect every one of them."
"Y-yes, Hokage-sama! I'll never do it again!"
"Alright, your only punishment is to clean up this mess, and I'll let your mother know she has full authority over any punishment for you." She saw the little Uchiha's blood rush from his face, and almost busted out laughing.
"Y-yes, Hokage-sama..." And with that, the kid sulked away.
The Hokage looked up at the monument with a slight chuckle, and raked over her predecessor's painted faces. She especially admired the second's red eyes and the tongue sticking out between a crooked frown, and the third's neon orange forehead loudly proclaiming him a 'moth bag'. The Rokudaime Kakashi's face had some more very creative slurs, especially for a 7 year old. And then, her eyes slid to the last in the row of faces, the Nanadaime.
The only thing altering her appearance in the cold stone expression of her head, was the bright pink of her hair.