Half-krogan, half-badass
Hi guys, here Littleswiss. So as you can see I'm new to fanfiction community and this is my first story so please help me by reviewing it and tell me about grammatical or lore mistakes (English is not my first language). I know there's a lot of self-insert story out there but I hope this one will be different. Do not hesitate to make suggestions. Thank you.
I do not own Mass effect, Bioware does. Only my character is my own.
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Chapter 1
The first thing that hits me right now is the smell. It's horrible, like a mix of garbage, corpses and shit… Wait corpses? How the hell I know what a corpse smell like?! This thought wakes me up and as far as I can see, I'm on the ground. That's strange, I feel… heavier… a lot. Meh must be the effect of the alcohol that I drank last night. First thing first I need to get up, so I get my hands on the ground, palms first and push myself up… Is it me or I only got three Big fingers on each hands?! And why am I wearing armored gloves? Okay, don't panic breathe in and out. After ten more times, I finally get up and now I fell heavier and taller. So like everyone else, I take account of my surroundings and not of myself. Ok, so I'm currently in a sort of alley with a lot of crap, I mean a lot. There are piles everywhere. So now I need to find where I am and a mirror to see in what state I am right now. I only see now that I'm not alone in the alley, there's another guy in it. It's look like he is sleeping. I walk toward him and when I'm only 1 meter 50 from him I say "Hey wake up". Shit is that my voice? It's like if I got suddenly one more pair of testicles to have this kind of very deep voice. You know like the one they use on tv when someone want to be anonymous, but it's two times deeper. Apparently it wakes up the guy and he was about to make a go fuck yourself but when he sees me, he gets so white he is the same color as a snowman. And he gets up and run away with a don't kill me so quickly I almost didn't catch it. Ok now I know there is something wrong with me because normally it's me who run away like this and I'm not the type to scare anything off. I really need a mirror right now.
Bang
Is it a fire shot? Before I can even blink I'm running towards the sound of the shot. Damn I think it's me who make footsteps like an elephant. I get out of the alley I was and turn right and again right to enter another alley. When I arrive I can smell blood and I don't know why but it makes me angry and excited. What I see make me freeze. I see a man with a gun who is still smoking and at his feet a body. Before I can stop myself from talking I say "Hey". It comes more like a boom than a shout. When the man hear me he looks at me and like the one before he gets white "A korgan here?!" Wait what? I look sideways to see if he's talking to me and when a look left, for the second time I completely freeze. What I see is a. fucking. Krogan looking at me. He has a green head crest, yellow eyes and a scar that looks like a big claw marks from the top his head to the chin. Not like the one that Wrex got but the scar is the middle of the face. He moves his right arm and I flinch excepting him the attack me… But wait he's moving like me… No it isn't... It cannot be me. I'm cut from my thoughts when a flash of light suddenly appears and I look again at the man to see he has his pistol pointing at me. And like before I suddenly get very very angry.
"Was that you that shot me?" I snarl. Woah, I didn't definitely have this attitude. "Listen mate, I don't want any trouble" he start. "Well you didn't start very well by shooting me" I respond. He flinches and get paler. I don't know why but I enjoy see him getting very nervous. It must be that I am a krogan. "So I'm gonna ask two questions and I will let you go." He nods. "So Where am I?" I ask no demand. "Earth". "And what date it is?" "2154" Ok so I'm thirty-one years before the start of the game, well shit. "Can I go now?" I nod so he turns his back to me and start to walk. "You know what, I changed my mind" and before he can turn around I charge him with a roar and shove him on the ground. Before he can have his bearings back I grab him and bring his face to mine. Sniff, ew… did he just pee himself? "L-listen I can give my money, all of it, j-just let me go." Hmmm, "Nah" I head-butt him so hard that his head just freaking explodes. And I got brain matter all over me great. Wait why do I just shrug off the fact that I just kill a man? Oh yeah, krogan. So what do I do now? Before I can think more about my situation I hear something crying. Is it coming from the body that the man shot? I walk to the body and I now can see that the body is a woman with red hair and green eyes. She almost looks like Shepard as a woman. And in the arms of the dead woman is a baby that I would say is maybe 3 months old. When the baby noticed my presence it stops crying and is looking at me with a lot of curiosity
I don't know why but I feel the need to take it in my arms. But when I start moving to pick up the baby, it starts crying again. Shit how do I make it stops? I don't know how to take care of a baby. "shhhhhh, stop crying, please." I tell him. It doesn't work. I just realize that I'm not talking English but the language of the Krogans. Ok try again, but this time, speak English."shhhhh little one, there's nothing to fear" Yeah like, I don't know, a krogan. Now I know I just spoke English, it's just unfamiliar with this body. Strangely it works. So I slowly take the baby in my arm as gently as possible, for a krogan of course. Okay I know I will sound creepy but I need to know the gender of the baby, I can't keep referencing by it. Okay, from now on, it will be she. And she has bright green eyes. Okay, know I need to know for sure. I start to look at the body of the woman at my feet and I found nothing. Okay maybe I can have the name of the baby girl in the blanket she's in. Shit, the name I found was Jane Shepard.