Prompt: What if Inner Sakura wasn't just a figment of her imagination?
Inner's/Yin Kurama's
Sakura's Thoughts
"Hokage-sama, Uzumaki-san is here to see you."
"Send him in, then." As it was, if it was his girlfriend who was there to see him, she would have broken down the door instead of waiting patiently to be allowed in.
A tall man sauntered into the room. He had his dark red hair in a strange five-pointed style, and his blue eyes shifted around the room.
"Y-yondaime-sama?"
"What is it, Kizashi-san?"
"The ceremony is tomorrow, and... We've decided that it'll be safer for us to use Mebuki's family name."
"I see, it's unorthodox, but we can do that. But, only on one condition." A mischievous glint took over his eyes, contrasting with the serious set of his face.
"A-and that is?" Kizashi was getting nervous.
"You have to... call me Minato. I'm not taking no for an answer, for once. We're friends, no? And I'm getting married to your cousin, so we'll be family sooner or later!" A grin was pasted on the Hokage's face.
"Jeez, Yo-Minato! You were scaring me!" Kizashi and Minato laughed hard.
"Alright, go and get ready for the big ceremony. I'll have everything ready soon." Minato smiled at the man in front of him, sending him off on his way to his soon-to-be-wife, Mebuki Haruno.
"You need to seal the beast, Minato!"
"In who?! We need an Uzumaki, and my wife's too weak! You're injured already, too! It would kill you!"
Kizashi looked down, and when he looked into the fourth Hokage's face again, his eyes were hard.
"You've got two Uzumaki's in the village. Split up the beast's chakra, and seal it into the children, before it's too late!" Minato stared at the man, his cousin-in-law, and made up his mind.
'I'm so sorry, kids. I hope you understand soon why I did this.'
We need to beat him to a pulp.
I don't see why.
Why?! He's an asshole to Naruto! Scratch that, they're all assholes to Naruto! They all deserve to be stomped into the ground! Give me control, and we could do it!
You know you're just a figment of my imagination, right? A split personality. You can't do any of what you're talking about. Anyway, why would I want to beat up any of them, especially Sasuke-kun?
You know he'll never look at you that way! So give up, already! He'd treat you worse if he knew about me, too. He'd treat you like he treats Naruto!
H-he wouldn't. Stop putting those thoughts in my head, Inner! Stop it!
I'm not putting any thoughts in your head, Outer. They're already in here, and you know it. I'm here to help you keep this rage under control.
Stop it. I don't want to listen to you!
You don't have to, just listen to yourself. Sift through your thoughts, and you'll see what I've been telling you is true! Give up on that kid you call Sasuke-kun!
STOP IT! YOU'RE NOT REAL! STOP TALKING TO ME! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!
If only I could, Sakura, I'd be long gone. Believe me.