Purple, "why are your tongues purple?"
Touch me if you can, "are you two okay? You're all red!"
Gloves, "lance, did you steal keith's gloves?!"
Loverboy lance- "keith, it's rude to laugh! That's a talent lance is proud of!"
"Training." "why are you two so sweaty and out of breath?"
Lions, "OMG, your touching Red!... OMG, your touching Blue!"
In all honesty, this isn't how i expected this to go. My first voltron fic, that is. I was expecting a long agast, family, love, klance-filled story! (which i already started planning) But no. Instead, y'all get a story where klance is canon and shiro is terribly oblivious. And they know he doesn't know, they just want to see how far they can take it before he catches on.
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~*Purple*~
Honestly, Lance expected Shiro to figure it out first.
What he didn't expect was for Shiro, while him and Keith were talking, and Keith was almost in his lap, to ask a question with the utmost seriousness.
"Why are your tongues purple?"
Slowly, Lance turned to Shiro, than quirked an eyebrow at his boyfriend.
Keith looked like he was trying not to laugh, so Lance took the responsibility of explaining.
"You know those slushie-like things Hunk, thank god for him, made?"
Shiro nods slowly, like he didn't understand why that was relevant.
"Well, i had a blue one."
Keith, who finally got a hold of himself, spoke up, not even bothering to hide his amusement.
"And i had a red one!" Pidge snorts immediately, Hunk chokes on his own slushie, and Shiro's widen in realization.
Than he smiles.
"Good job sharing guys! I'm so glad you worked out your differences and made your bond stronger, keep up the good work!" he claps them both on the shoulder and than walks out to tell Allura and Coran of their growth.
Lance stares shocked at the closed door.
Pidge, wiping tears from her eyes, says, "i'm going to tell him."
Hunk swats her arm, "Don't you dare!"
Keith shifts until his head in laying Lance's lap, who immediately starts playing with his hair. "Yeah, Shiro is the most oblivious person i know, i want to see how long it takes for him to realize we were snogging in the kitchen at least two minutes before he came in."
With a strangled cry, Lance pushes Keith onto the floor.