One morning, Miley, the fat, stupid, ugly bitch, woke up from a nightmare. In her nightmare, she was violently raped by Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. As we all know, Miley Stewart is a cocaine-addicted, contraceptive piece of shit who fell out of her dead mom's vagina by accident after her girly manchild dad raped her. Anyway, when Miley got out of bed, she stepped in thr disgusting piss and shit of her stupid horse, Blue Jeans. "GODDAMNIT!" Miley screamed at the top of her lungs. Robbie Ray hated Miley and refused to feed her and since Miley was too dumb to fix breakfast for herself, she was forced to eat Blue Jeans's piss and shit, which she actually enjoyed.
After Miley's so-called "breakfast", she went to the tattoo parlor so she could get a tattoo of Satan. The tattoo artist was so stupid and clumsy that he tripped while carrying the tattoo gun and the needle landed in Miley's eye. Miley cried like a bitch and was rushed to the emergency room. The doctor told her she only had one good eye left and that her bad eye was so messed up that she had to wear an ugly patch over it for the rest of her life.
When Miley got home, Robbie Ray went out for the day and mader her babysit Rico. Miley hated Rico and wanted to go to the mall with Lilly instead but Robbie Ray threatened to ground Miley forever if she wasn't nice to Rico. Miley went upstairs and read squickfics like "Dipper Goes To Taco Bell" and "Grunkle Stan The Rapist" on the internet while Rico stayed downstairs and watched Caillou on TV. The sites Miley visited contained many viruses that eventually killed her computer.
Miley got a phone call from Lilly, who was mad at Miley for not going to the mall with her. Miley tried to tell Lilly that Robbie Ray made her babysit Rico but Lilly thought Miley was lying and that she was just doing another Hannah Montana thing. Lilly told Miley they weren't friends anymore and Miley was so pissed off that she decided to take her anger out on Rico.
Miley went downstairs and slapped Rico really hard. "FUCK YOU, RICO! IT'S YOUR FAULT I COULDN'T GO TO THE MALL WITH LILLY AND NOW SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE!" Miley screamed. She beat Rico up, raped him and broke every bone in his body. She kicked him and stomped on him while he cried like a bitch. Miley stuffed Rico inside the oven and turned it up to 2,500 degrees. After that, the oven exploded with Rico inside and he died.
Miley went inside Blue Jeans's shed and slapped him really hard. "FUCK YOU, BLUE JEANS, FOR MAKING ME STEP IN AND EAT YOUR PISS AND SHIT EVEN THOUGH IT TASTED REALLY GOOD!" Miley screamed. Blue Jeans hated Miley because of the way she abused him. He raped her, bit her 2,500 times, and kicked her so hard it knocked her out. After that, Blue Jeans pissed and shat all over Miley and ran off, leaving her as a blithering Jell-O mold.
When Miley became conscious again, Robbie Ray came back from his day out and was pissed off when he found out that Miley killed Rico. Robbie Ray slapped Miley really hard. "FUCK YOU, MILEY! I'VE FINALLY HAD IT WITH YOU! I'M GONNA DO TO YOU WHAT I SHOULDA DONE THE DAY YOU WAS BORN!" Robbie Ray screamed. He beat Miley up, raped her, spanked her 2,500 times, disowned her, and told her he didn't love her anymore. Miley ran out of the house, crying like a bitch. Robbie Ray ran Rico's dead corpse through the garbage disposal.
Later that night, Miley sat in a cardboard box far away from home and was kidnapped by an extremely dangerous and inhumane man named Oscar. He sprayed pepper spray in her good eye so she couldn't see and dragged her to his house. After that, Oscar cut Miley's hands and feet off so she couldn't move and locked her in his dark, dirty basement that had no windows or air vents. This is where Miley was imprisoned for three years.
Every day, she was severely beaten, raped, and tickled for hours. Oscar's friends, who were just as deranged as he was if not more, joined him in abusing Miley and laughing at her misery. On some days, they released animals on Miley. She was attacked by dogs, cats, birds, rats, bugs, snakes, slugs, lizards, bees, wasps, hornets, scorpions, lions, elephants, rhinos, hippos, monkeys, gorrilas, apes, alligators, and crocodiles.
Miley did not eat or sleep well during her imprisonment. She was only fed once every few days and on the days she ate, she was force fed garbage. When she wasn't being tortured, she was hung upside down against the wall with chains. Every night, Miley had horrible nightmares where she was being tortured by demonic versions of Oscar and his friends.
After three years, Oscar finally killed Miley. He dumped her in the ocean and fed her to a shark. Miley and Rico spent the rest of eternity rotting in the deepest, darkest depths of Hell and being mercilessly tortured by Satan and his demons. Everyone forgot Miley and Rico ever existed and they didn't even get funerals because they didn't deserve them anyway. Hannah Montana was cancelled forever and the world was a better place without nobody's favorite poop star.