The states are from my story State Powers so some have humans now, others not yet. I hope you enjoy this. If you know a way that any state can intrupt a meeting PM or review.

1. Yelling you're more awesome than everyone else in the room in the middle of the meeting:

"Now on to the topic of the new rules of immigrants that are coming from...yes Penny?" D.C raise his eyebrow as Pennsylvania stands up. He watches as Penny brushes her white bangs back. Her ruby eyes shining with mischief ass he clears her throat.

"I just want to add to that... I'M AWESOMER THAN ANY OF YOU UNAWESOME PEOPLE IN HERE!" Penny fist pumps the air as she sits back down.

"Penny you have 5 seconds before I slam your head in with a skillet," Ohio states as he stands behind Pennsylvania with a skillet that Oklahoma handed him. "Ein...Zwei...Drei..."

America walks into the meeting to see Ohio slamming Pennsylvania's head with a skillet. Sighing as he rubs his forehead before exiting. Wishing he had normal children.

2. Scaring the younger ones:

"Ora what have I told you about scaring the younger one with your special effects!" Emma hold Lee and a young boy with a dark tan. He had dark brown hair that clashes with his light blue eyes." Hush now Lee and Rico. It's okay."

"How was I supposed to know they were there when I was cutting my guts out from my new movie," California huffs as she cleans up the fake blood from the floor.

3. Groping Maryland's 'Wife':

"You better run South, or else I will chop off those frenchie hands of yours from touching my wife!" Maryland screams as he cocks his shotgun. Tossing his hunting knife at South Dakota as he hides behind a tree in the backyard. It misses as it lounge in the bark.

"I promise I won't touch your wife ever again!" South runs as Maryland growls.

"I aren't his wife!" Virginia blush as North Dakota pats her hand.

"At least you're 'married' to him, others believe I was dating Alaska, or even Texas." North shudder at the thought. She covers her mouth in a cup shape. "Run South! Run! He's behind you!"

"Thanks a lot smartie! I didn't know that!"

4. Try to overload California's head with perverted thoughts:

"Do not try to explain to me why Ora is bleeding all over the carpet while twitching," America sighs as he face palms.

Texas pokes his sister with a stick as he looks at the Carolina twins. "How long?"

"20 minutes I believed," South Carolina shrugs as she looks to her twin. Her short blonde hair curling up as she tilts her head.

"Was it before the three some with Dad, Uncle Canada, and Russia? Or after the pairing of France, England, and Dad?" North Carolina ask as she hugs her twin. Their green eyes shining with mischief.

"I'm going to call Matthew for a drink to erase what I just heard." Alfred face palms as he walks out of the meeting as the twins giggle.

5. Have an argument about magical friends:

"Flying Strawberry Bunny is a lot better than your stupid pixie!" New York points at his shorter sister.

"Pixie Doll is more powerful than that bunny!" Rhode Island crosses her arms as she pouts.

"Akota, who do you think has the most powerful friend?" Newt looks at North Dakota as she reads a book underneath the table.

"Him." She points to Alaska as she returns to her book. "He has General Winter."

"Kalkal, does New York and Tiny want to become one with me?" Kimo pulls out a lead pipe." Or are you challenge me to a magic dual?"

Texas walks in a few moments later with Iceland to see New York and Rhode Island in one corner shivering and muttering about now. "Do I want to know?"

"Nope," Akota pulls him and Iceland out of the room.